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my unofficial official diary / 🌙

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

👹 THIS 👹 PUSSY 👹 DEPRESSED 👹

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

HE FELL ASLEEP

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

i'm crying why did my man bring my tall can to the room and say "drink it. i'm going up your butt later"
😭😭

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

i mean like okay i'm stoked but omfgggg had me dying

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

i'm crying why did my man bring my tall can to the room and say "drink it. i'm going up your butt later"
😭😭

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

i'm crying so teddy swims and jelly roll aren't the same person?? 😭😭😭🫩

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

why does everyone elses pregnancies seem so quick but mine felt like two years 🥲

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

who wants to send me $ so i can buy all five seasons of "young & hungry" on amazon prime

[CUNTRESS ★. @chevyputeado]

Yall too young, you had to fill the vape

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

exhaustion

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

my favorite part of the owlet sock is seeing my baby's deep sleep happens when she's in my arms 🥺🫶🏼
now it makes me feel guilty when i put her down 😭😭😭😭

[Rock'n Roll of All @rocknrollofall]

Who's this iconic musician?

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

A daughter. A drug mule. A lesbian.

We miss you Rue.

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

what is the depression that hits right before labor?

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tmrw was supposed to be my original due date :(

[Kenny @kennysroys]

Laurie deciding she doesn’t want to go to jail
#euphoria

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

mcdonalds pick up ruined my day.
how can no one be in line for drive thru or inside and we are STILL waiting at the parking spot 15 minutes later. if i woulda known the drive thru line was gonna be non existent, i woulda just went through

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

how to i wake up my man to tell him i pulled an all nighter and want breakfast now

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

count your days, @PandaExpress .
packing me an empty sealed fortune cookie bag. not even a crumb in sight 🫥

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

what i knew about pregnancy and what i thought would never happen to me: weak enamel.
half of my molar is gone 😭😭😭

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

how is waba grill gonna send me a coupon valid only on 5/5 when today is 5/7?!?? 🫩🫩😭😭😭

[🜏 @cloucloudd_]

in my ice eating stage of pregnancy ughhhhhh so good