Claudia

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

My girlfriend can smell sneezes, what strain of psychic is that?

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@Quartnetz It’s not an opinion it’s a FACT

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@Quartnetz says that fish aren’t animals and I truly can’t convince her otherwise

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

My cat just started purring when I was playing guitar, I love him so much omg

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@Quartnetz Couldn’t hear you I was all the way over on your side of the bed 🤷‍♀️

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@Quartnetz @ me next time 😤

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@MissJPew EXACTLY, the last thing I want in my mouth is mushy paper!

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

I care more about structurally sound straws than I do about turtles

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@jodiejanex I said what i said 😤

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@pintio97 It’s also systematic!

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

Ever since I got a leather jacket, I just wanna sing about how sick my car is with my boys ��🇷⚡️

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

Don’t care about horses at all but will lose 3 hours of my life watching a Spanish farmer give a horse a pedicure on tiktok

[Crypt TV 👹 @CryptTV]

don’t get hurt this halloween

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@dcamerony @Quartnetz @Flight_Refunds @TUIUK You’re not gonna get a free holiday bro🤷‍♀️

[Claudia @CloudNyn97]

@Quartnetz Only way to get me to run better than holding a donut on a string infront of me, is gut wrenching terror role play

[Trevor R. Browning @BrowningRTrevor]

I think it's pretty sad how Wile E. Coyote is remembered for his violence, and not for his brilliantly realistic paintings of tunnels.