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when did we as an industry start referring to our 8 on prem power edge servers as the company’s “private cloud” #BSidesSF

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whoever made the #aws #sagemaker console was waaay up on that #aws #greengrass

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my favorite programming language is IAM NotPrincipal Condition statements

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aws service idea: aws athena, except it works for data sets other than the Getting Started guide

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POV - you fucked up the bucket policy and locked yourself out at 7:04pm on a Friday. the root MFA is sitting in a safe 400 miles away.

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cloud computing: paying money in exchange for permissions errors