Keyser Söze

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

@Troubles0me26 Wait do you know the guy? Or you assuming this? Cos most outgoing utes from ends have had proximity to my mans content matter to a certain extent

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

Marlon doesn’t know the UK archetypes. Few more weeks in London and he’ll clock this central London shiesty kids ain’t on nothing at all

[clip 🛸 @clippedszn]

New footage shows Marlon being PRESSED by UK goons while on a date 😳🇬🇧

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

Like I remember first time I try read a graphic novel. Bro this shit is just a comic book too. I just want all these comics and mangas but in novel form. Can someone facilitate this please??!!!

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

Omg wym “more on him later”?!!! Are all comics written like captain underpants??

[Ｓｈａｍｅｌｅｓｓ @PointmanC]

its crazy how Viltrumites are strong but the emperor at the time gets killed like this

like dagger to the head? really?

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

I Acc love superheroes and shit but I can’t do comic books. Like wtf is this.

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

It’s adapted from a play written by a Somali, Sabrina Ali, who’s also an actor in the show

[jude @judeblay]

Am I bad vibes or am I justified in not liking “white middle class person” meets and chills with “black person from ends” content… I don’t know why people are so gassed about about that North London girlie link up. I’m trying so hard not to be bad vibes.

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

I’m locked in

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Massive chimpanzee group in Uganda has reportedly split into rival factions & descended into a deadly “civil war”

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

@AcctPogo I can just tell you ain’t got hoes

[Lippy @LickshotLippy]

Kibo is better than Eminem

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

Bro??!!! They’re bombing Lebanon rn

[Eren🇱🇾 @ogatairl]

Non Muslims should stop saying Wallahi , it’s not a slang or some funny word for u to be spamming

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

Nah back in my day, the common tweeter had reading comprehension and could at least tell when suttin was satire or a joke. Fam one time I said “Skrapz and Nines invented the concept of duos”. One guy QT talking about “this guy has never heard of Salt n Pepa”

[joseph @jojoldn]

about 71% of the replies to my tweet have been totally abnormal. why are ppl so weird nowadays!!!

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

@jojoldn Easter mubarak akhiiii

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

Loooooool

[joseph @jojoldn]

not one of my muslim friends wished me happy easter it’s crazy

[chef dee @chefdeemusic]

I’ve never heard anyone flow on gqom beats like this…. I’m surprised no one else in the uk has tried this

[Trilly @YoungsTeflon]

Gangsters n the Glamorous pt2 up next…

[Keyser Söze @cloudyWater2]

#RAP

[Rap Wikipedia @RapWikip]

MIKE & Earl Sweatshirt freestyle on Hot 97 (2026)

[Ikki @ikkibecoy]

“E. Coli” into “Hunger” last night catching MIKE and Taka queuing it up and Earl’s genuine surprise.