Kai

meh🥴

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Jelly Roll breaks down in tears after his lifelong dream of being invited to become a member of the Grand Ole Opry came true at the end of Joe Rogan's show.

Rogan surprised the singer with a message from country music artist Craig Morgan.

Jelly Roll threw his headphones to the side when he realized what was happening.

"That's like ... it don't get no bigger in country music, bubba."

Congrats!

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

I wanna sit under your desk and do silly stuff with my mouth to distract u while you work (i am chewing electrical cords)

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

You like dominant women, not because you're submissive but because you're autistic and they're direct with what they want

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

“The masculine urge to bleed out h-” THAT’S NOT MASCULINE!!! THAT’S DEPRESSION!!! YOU’RE DEPRESSED!!!

[🤠 @heavensbvnnyalt]

being a guy dating a bi girl means she somehow picked you over WOMEN, which is the highest compliment of all time

[Lover of Knights 💫 @LoverofKnights]

“I asked chatgpt” “I asked grok”
bro I asked an ancient dragon who talks to me in riddles we're not the same

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

“how long are you surviving in the apocalypse” brother i’m on 7 medications a day i’m cooked

[Cloudy 🌥️ @oncIoud_e]

just accidentally spilled a bunch of candy on myself, i haven't had this many nerds down my pants since the 2023 magic the gathering prerelease

[jupiter ⚔️ @lesbisnm]

love this button pin

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

I take it back

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

WHERE ARE HIS GLASSES AWWWW

[Ted Nivison @TedNivison]

Let’s ban seatbelts and bring back asbestos too

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

you know it's bad when not even a big sandwich can fix it.. </3

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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[QuantumQuirk🌬️ @BlackBloodYoung]

@soibulma There should be research done on why girls cry on their birthdays

[mikaela arteta @boujeebx]

guys do you know how funny it is 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the same country that impeached him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got him re-elected 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[vee @patroklov]

are the kids not roleplaying together anymore???? are they not meeting lifelong friends from creating intricate storylines and world-building together?? are the recipes that lost?? wdym yall are talking to BOTS

[Casey 🌸📊 @Casey_Business]

having a 300 character limit is nice actually