freddie freaker

who the fuck is mick jagger

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

trying out non ethical monogamy

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

@shimmeringevil i jumped for joy

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

@sIeepingpiIls fr guys get out of here lowkey not even that good

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

guys is anyone selling w2 GA weekend ticket to acl pls

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

@natalie_tanton thanks i wasn’t feeling appreciated

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

i’ve got a semi for your colon

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

just found a rhinestone in my ear

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

i would like to express my sincerest apologies for all whom i have hurt, and my prayers for 12incher at this time. cyber bullying is real. i’m sorry @janicehanson_

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

i would like to apologize for the events that transpired tonight, at 11:23pm. i was on the phone with @janicehanson_ where she was talking about her “foot long dog” she acquired from sonic, to which i replied “foot long dong? what da hell”. it was then that she revealed the pt.1

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

gravity of the situation. she had placed said “dog” (not dong) into her purse for transportation. tragedy struck. all 12 inches of dog slapped against the sidewalk, “splashing everywhere”. it was then that i realized that my foot long dong joke was insensitive and cruel. pt. 2

[4th haim sister @andromedism]

baby why don’t you come over red wine supernova

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

i should see a psychic

[freddie freaker @cloudymakayla]

you know the date went well when you start taking “am i lesbian?” quizzes after

[ana 🐈‍⬛🍉 @theesoiledfool]

being an adult w a hyperfixation is dangerous bc what if i get a tattoo

[shorouk☀️ @shorouxk]

No way this is so fucking true