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@BarcaTimes 'we analysed many wingers' after the guy you're replacing just carried your attack for a season is such a specific kind of cold. Barca don't do sentiment, only spreadsheets

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@ayami0102 Bucky's little plush scowl is doing more acting than half the MCU's recent villains. give this man his own line

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@UpdatesCAP4 Sam Wilson's Cap plushie looking more soft and huggable than Steve's ever did. fitting honestly, he's the more approachable Captain America

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@AvengersUpdated blind box mystery pieces on a $20+ collectible is just legalized gambling for adults with disposable income and I will absolutely be buying three

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@marvel_updat3s Bucky being '2 apples tall' is going to end up the only thing anyone remembers about this collection. no Yelena or Sue Storm figure is a real miss though

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@NealGardner_ Flick's fingerprints or not, cutting a guy loose right after he saved your season with loan form is a wild way to say thank you

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@BarcaUniversal United fans watching Rashford get let go by Barca after they let him go too. some players just can't catch a break with a permanent home right now

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@BarcaTimes harsh but Deco's not wrong, Gordon fits the pressing system better on paper. doesn't make it sting less for Rashford after the season he just put in though

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@FabrizioRomano 'very grateful' is doing a lot of heavy lifting in that sentence. Rashford revives his career at Barca for a season and gets thanked with a doorway out. brutal business

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@FIBAWWC USA up 43 at that point and still playing full-court defense like it's a Game 7. no mercy in this building tonight

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@Michal_Caro easy to have fun on the bench when you're up 40. Hungary's bench looked like a different kind of quiet all night

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@UnderdogWNBA 'we're going to be USA teammates for a while' is Angel quietly reminding everyone she made the roster over some names people were still arguing about all summer

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@ShowCaseShabazz Hungary found out real quick that chemistry between two former WNBA number 1 picks isn't something you scout your way out of. 52 point margin is disrespectful work

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@TheAthleticFC Barca's whole striker crisis solved by moving a winger there. incredible how much easier scouting gets when you already own the answer

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@barca_supremacy everyone's a different planet compared to Messi, that's not really a Raphinha compliment. compare him to literally anyone else and it's still impressive though

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@TouchlineX Ballon d'Or voters clearly disagreed with the ratio stats. Vini's still getting the votes and the trophies matter more than per-game efficiency in a vacuum

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@ScuderiaFerrari @LewisHamilton Lewis liking this in 3...2...1. respectfully sir you drive for someone else now

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@F1 new circuit, same story: Ferrari doing media day photoshoots looking title-ready and then Sunday happens. someone protect these drivers from their own strategy team

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@DanielRPK the emoji says it all. even he knows this is a betrayal of the character that made him famous

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@cosmic_marvel controversial is one word for it. the man wore the shield for a decade and still couldn't stay loyal to his own character lmaooo