chief vibes officer

things are good but sometimes things aren’t good

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGEL JEWISH
MY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[bri @bribrisimps]

MY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY OF NEW YORK CITY

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[໊ @meishato]

the horrors persist but i will remain silly

[YANA 🫀 @otgyana]

i just want all the black girls in the world to be happy

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

A couple things are very clear.

1. We are absolutely, completely occupied by a foreign government. Trump is listening to Mossad over our own IC, our Senators and Congressmen are more loyal to Israel than us, and our armed forces are being put in harms way for the sake of a genocidal, supremacist foreign state.

2. We will not be able to fix this through voting.

[Diane Yap @RealDianeYap]

If men are calling you "simp" what they really mean is "stop putting in all that effort, you're making the rest of us look bad."

Keep going, you're doing great. You are making progress, unlike those other crabs trying desperately to drag you back down into the bucket.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

my choice to stan lady gaga at a young age is perhaps the greatest and most rewarding decision i have ever made

[ecco @loonapilld]

listening to stateside by pinkpantheress

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

One thing I love about American politics is the amount of people who have never left their hometown will tell you exactly, confidently, what the world is like.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

So WTF did DOGE do? 🤣

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

doechii’s story really is a testament to why you HAVE to believe in yourself and chase tf out of your dreams. it is always worth the risk to bet on yourself

[Houston Body Waxer🐐 @Karisslenyc]

i dont take being lusted over as a compliment at all, i think its disrespectful. please leave me alone!

[Daniel Boguslaw @DRBoguslaw]

Last week, it emerged that health insurance leaders pressured the DOJ to bring federal charges against Luigi Mangione. This week, I discovered the top 3 officials at DOJ all collected paychecks from healthcare companies before serving in government: https://t.co/6UChz22CfQ

[one million dollar cake @TheldlerWheel]

This is like viewing the first draft of the Mona Lisa

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

They portray Pilates like it’s this cute girly thing and it’s actually training for combat

[trash jones @jzux]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to log billable hours

[Rachel Janfaza @racheljanfaza]

You can register to vote on Election Day in the following states: AK, CA, CO, CT, HI, ID, IL, IA, ME, MD, MI, MN, MT, NV, NH, NM, RI, UT, VM, VA, WA, WI, WY, + Washington, D.C.