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[TOF @cloverleafbane]

Whenever the news tells us that we lost another celebrity I always secretly wonder if we looked behind the couch.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine

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[TOF @cloverleafbane]

Can't believe I almost missed it.

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@awildjessichu I feel comfortable talking about Apex.

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

I love that we are at the "playing with the semantics of what constitutes a bomb" age of our society.

[Aaron Katersky @AaronKatersky]

No actual explosive materials were found in the package at Northeastern University. The hard plastic box was pressurized and, when opened, rapidly depressurized, causing the detonation that injured a manager at the virtual reality lab.

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@AaronKatersky @Popehat I love that we are at the "playing with the semantics of what constitutes a bomb" age of our society. /s

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

I miss the streets. So I’ve decided I’m bringing pogs back.

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@JustinLawGuy @SABehar @sam_d_1995 Shhh! don’t tell him.

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

If you think people in the past were silly just replace “jazz” with books, CRT, video games, movies, or really just anything other people don’t like. Me personally? I blame Randy Travis.

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A List of Things People Blamed on Jazz

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[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@dyllyp For, you know...posterity.

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@dyllyp Well that took all of ten seconds for him to delete.

[Josh Barro @jbarro]

Honestly surprised there isn't any national media coverage of this story yet. Excellent @AP_Oddities fodder.

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@andylevy The aristocrats!

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@thelumbersnacc New details.

Hopefully they can stick to some of these and they won't be knocked out or sacrificed in the inevitable fights and challenges in the courts.

At this point I plan my debt dying of old age along side me but maybe at least my interest will stop growing.

[Southlake Together @Southlake4All]

There is a middle school in Southlake named after George Dawson. The grandson of a slave, he learned to read at 98 and co-wrote a book about his life’s journey when he was 103 years old.

That book has now been banned from the middle school that bears his name.

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@BabeuIain @Popehat I don't think we have a choice.

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

If this sport had its own streaming channel I would subscribe

https://t.co/K1KIYQi2R8

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@TheTomKane @Actaeon169 @janecoaston @Popehat There once was a man from Texas.

Who said things way worse than Glenn Beck says.

His lawyer did leak.

And we all got a peak.

At the phone that needs a prospectus

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

Annual reminder to slice and set out the bread you're using to make french toast tomorrow morning.
@SeamusBlackley

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@SatchellDrakes Cloverleafbane

[TOF @cloverleafbane]

@JeffMatzz @ImDerpyDuck @SirLarr Somebody was never taught that when you get something for free "you get what you get and you don't throw a fit." And it shows.