distracted laura

global citizen/barista/educator

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

"IRREGARDLESS" HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 1795. ITS INCLUSION IN THE DICTIONARY IS NOT A SIGN OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE FALLING TO PIECES, OR PROOF OF THE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM FAILING, NOR IS IT THE WORK OF CURSED MILLENNIALS. IT JUST MEANS A LOT OF PEOPLE USE IT TO MEAN "REGARDLESS."

[distracted laura @cloverpixie]

@ACPocketNews Hey I seldom tweet anything but I regularly read this account. Don’t leave! Also thank you-who knows what’ll happen to Twitter

[WDIO News @wdiowirt]

The Fire Department is asking people to stay out of the water, effective until 10am Monday.
https://t.co/ospMVs9iii

[ACPocketNews @ACPocketNews]

RT & Join our Animal Crossing x Nintendo community on Twitter!

To enter our community: https://t.co/i56ryyV8zQ

Retweet this post to enter. Giveaway ends on 2/25 at 9:30 PM ET.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

So… I’m making a movie.

[KARE 11 @kare11]

The mayors of Minneapolis and St. Paul announce both cities will temporarily require proof of COVID-19 testing or proof of vaccination at indoor food establishments starting Jan. 19.

https://t.co/bzq4Em4H41

[Ellie is on 💙☁️ @elliewasreading]

This is the website btw: https://t.co/gUJIcaW9Du

[distracted laura @cloverpixie]

@nbcsnl @KaceyMusgraves Wait. Did #OwenWilson go to NMMI?!

[Daniel Maté 🍉 @DanielBMate]

Word around the centre was that Mexico was being paid per head by the US for the service of doing their dirty work, curtailing northward traffic. I didn't hear about the horseback attacks on immigrants until my last day there. [16/21]

[distracted laura @cloverpixie]

You ever go into the bathroom to pee and find yourself standing at the mirror chopping your hair off? #oops #pandemic #anxiety

[ACPocketNews @ACPocketNews]

Retweet & Follow @ACPocketNews for a chance at winning an Animal Crossing: Sanrio Collaboration Pack.

Will ship worldwide and choosing a winner on 8/20 at 8:30 PM ET.

[distracted laura @cloverpixie]

Any other millennial getting Carson Daly aka @lastcallcd MTV countdown vibes from @nickjonas? #BBMAs

[Blk Girl Culture @blkgirlculture]

Beyoncé has officially won more Grammys than any other female artist or any singer, male or female 🔥 #Grammys

[distracted laura @cloverpixie]

The #carolburnett ear tug 😭😭😭 @goldenglobes 2021

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Never too late.

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

How do we say thank you to the health workers and scientists for their sacrifice and service? Receive the vaccine as soon as one can to lessen their load and keep wearing a mask to protect fellow citizens. In my 80th year, I am grateful and hopeful for better days ahead.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

I’ve watched this clip 100 times and I still can’t believe it