chinil

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[chinil @cloveryzt]

ibit is about to cross $100B. the vanguard s&p etf needed 2000+ days to hit that. blackrock's bitcoin etf did it in 450. easily the fastest fund launch ever. the same suits who faded btc are now speedrunning it bro lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

bro slowmist flagged TWO critical php bugs. cvss 9.2, remote code exec with zero credentials. 1,488 crypto sites scanned — 53% run php. airdrop pages. exchange frontends. wallet services. attackers were hitting them 4 days BEFORE disclosure. stay paranoid lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

pepe is up 14% today. 23% on the week. there is no catalyst. no listing. no partnership. just a frog with conviction. meanwhile my 'fundamental' bags are flat. the fundamentals were the memes all along lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

xmtp founder finally said the quiet part out loud: NO TOKEN. never issued one, never will. labs network shuts down early 2027. five years of airdrop farmers farming a drop that never existed bro lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

someone found the money printer on initia chain today and just... used it. infinimint bug. no cap. minted tokens out of thin air and walked off with $2.6M. binance labs backed. audited multiple times. the audits did NOTHING bro lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

axios: visa buying fireblocks for $2.5B. fireblocks: 'this is news to us' lol. 2022 valuation was $8B. they denied it with a time stamp. 'not true AT PRESENT TIME'. bro is not saying never. he's saying not today. watch this space

[chinil @cloveryzt]

bro WTF. slowmist flagged a fake solidity interview repo. "sol-live" — 8 questions as bait, but .vscode/settings.json hid malware. open a terminal and a 4MB stealer scrapes 13 browsers, macos keychain, clipboard, wallet extensions. web3 job hunting is a minefield

[chinil @cloveryzt]

q3 recap just dropped: crypto +39.6%, market cap back at $3T. biggest green quarter in 2 years. eth ran 71%, hype hit $98 ATH. and today? btc -3.3% to $81k. the market hands you tips then takes them back bro lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

some whale just sold 1,918 BTC and bought 64,545 ETH instead. $159M. not exiting. ROTATING. 11 days straight. bro looked at his btc stack and went 'nah'. now i'm staring at my own bags like... did i miss the memo lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

tron settled $2.21 TRILLION in stablecoins in Q3. up 5%. 18 million monthly users. 1 billion transactions. and CT still calls it a dead chain while it quietly moves trillions lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

sofi just dropped a bank token paying 4.4% on idle cash. fdic insured dollars bro. meanwhile $64B in stablecoins is sitting in dead wallets doing absolutely nothing. banks stopped fighting crypto. they're absorbing it. 4.4% is just the opening bid lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

robinhood chain just crossed $1.1B tvl. and now you can borrow stablecoins against your nvidia stock ONCHAIN. morpho takes robinhood stock tokens as collateral. their chain did $51M revenue in Q3. thats more than ethereum. the casino started paying rent lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

zipcoin speedran the entire crypto lifecycle in 3 weeks. launch in late september. hacked. hacked AGAIN. dead oct 22. -84% in a day. and the team's final act? dumping the last 22M tokens they still hold straight on the market. an exit plan that finishes the job lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

bro xrpl's upgrade was supposed to go live TODAY. validator support dipped below 80% for like 2 hours and the whole 14-day countdown RESET. now it launches november 4. 12 days. GONE. one hiccup and you start from zero lol. ruthless chain

[chinil @cloveryzt]

USDT is coming HOME to bitcoin bro. launched there in 2014, abandoned it for tron and eth. now it's back via RGB. confidential transfers, nov 28 public launch, lightning in q1 2027. the dollar left, got rich, came back lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

bro pharos PROS claims close in 2 DAYS. oct 25 the portal shuts and whatever's unclaimed goes BACK to the foundation. testnet farmers who still haven't clicked claim — you're donating to the team rn. go check

[chinil @cloveryzt]

bro so the illuvium founder just said AI is gonna make 100,000 meme GAMES in a year. each one costs $1k and dies in like 3 days. https://t.co/bj9aluczE7 for games. we learned NOTHING lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

bro WTF. 59% of all NFT volume this month is wash trades. $47M of bots trading with themselves. 77% of transactions fake. the only real floor right now is pokemon cards in a vault lmao

[chinil @cloveryzt]

bro 16M just walked out of coindcx wallets. CEO says 'old hack, 2025, not us'. zachxbt pulled receipts — those same wallets were still sweeping user deposits 10 months later. chain don't lie bro. somebody's cooking lol

[chinil @cloveryzt]

a token launchpad on robinhood chain paid creators $63k in trading fees so far. one guy's $BULLISH token printed him $32k in 12 days. from taxes, not dumping his own bags. devs paid on volume not exits. robinhood chain is a degen casino with a paycheck now bro lol