Clowd Cole

I like video games and early eps of the Simpsons, Tolkien nerd, Final Fantasy fanboy, and .hack// obsessor. The Wii's greatest hater.

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@ianmSC @agameganon

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I hope whatever suit decided to make Die Hard PG-13 got fired.

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"I think he's doing the dice thing too much. It's pretty much all he's got." gets me every time.

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We use to have it so good with our summer popcorn movies.

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To be honest Shrek the Third was just plain boring.

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The movie is fun, but faking analog artifacts in movies and shows always looks bad to me.

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Past all the cringe parts and the memes the movie is honestly fine.

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Remember when Jon Heder was a thing?

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Brave of them to canonize Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 in this movie.

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Copaganda can be very fun sometimes.

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Owen Wilson is uncredited in this because they just had him play his Shanghai Noon character again. (Joke)

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One of the rare times reviving a franchise works out because its a much better final movie than Rocky V was.

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Instead of helping his friend Kyle Gass goes to creep on a bunch of college girls because its the mid 00s.

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A good 10 mins of the runtime of this 1 and 30 movie is just using clips from the first movie.

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If we want to talk about movies that have aged terribly this one has aged worse than every 00s teen comedy that we all regard as having aged awful, possibly combined.

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@pubity This is 100% made up

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@picopicogamer @alexfkraus Tossing something that will end up in a landfill that is still good and someone may want puts such a deep pit in my stomach it makes me sick, does this not happen to other people?

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@THe0GAmer @animetrends The medium isn’t one thing checkmark what are you talking about. If someone doesn’t want to see a certain thing then there are thousands of options to watch that doesn’t have said thing in it.

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This was so much better than the first movie, felt more like an actual movie than just a long episode.

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Probably the best fantasy movie to come out of the post LotR fantasy boom.

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