jasmine 👩🏻‍🍳

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Oh boy. They using his real first name now that they know he’s not white.

Yikes.

[Trent @Trenciarte]

“We’ll be back after this commercial break”

*Fanduel, political ad, Polymarket, Liberty Bibberty, Sydney Sweeney nude*

[Dusktorn @Dusktorn]

The worst thing about AI is that I can’t get customer service for anything anymore, the only way to reach out to a human for help involves breaking the AI chatbot first like it’s some troll at a bridge you gotta bypass

[Dre Guevara @DreGuevara3]

jesus fucking christ why isn't this a national story? they can cover twitch streamers for months but a congressional candidate getting raped in a politically charged assault barely cracks the local headlines??

[Emilio Portugal @EmilioPorteqzq]

Heard a guy rolling a dice behind me on a multiple choice exam

[ocdyeus @krazyfrog]

they are inventing indoors

[cereza 🇨🇺 @hotpantsxoxo]

Harry styles used to wear shit like this and ppl would call him empowering

[blazer @notauntblazer]

this doesn’t work in 2026

[Grim (4-0) 🇵🇸 @kenshin3265]

Im actually so fucking jealous of the Rams and Seahawks because in their SB runs they got to play the Bengals and the Drake Maye Patriots meanwhile if my Niners make another run we might be playing the Mahomes Chiefs for the THIRD FUCKING TIME

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

RIP Ravens season

[frankie steins gay uncle @ewkewpid]

customer was buying 300 full sized candy bars so i joked like “girl im coming to your house for halloween 😝” and she gave me the nastiest look, said adults don’t trick-or-treat, and asked if i was mentally handicapped .. omfg

[aki hightowercel @alphalicent]

these are actual sopranos characters

[Pocket @islandthembo]

here comes vampire twitter starting bullshit

[َ @ungodlywests]

shits so depressing man

[lexi @kirb1ee]

Girl in my class just said “according to chat gpt” and everyone groaned LMAOOOO

[Luke Easterling @LukeEasterling]

Really hate this new "we're gonna cut away from this replay review and send you to commercial and then tell you oh by the way it was overturned and it's actually a TD" instead of showing us the replays and explaining the situation while it's happening and letting us see the call

[KANDY MUSE @TheKandyMuse]

STRESSNIGHTB 😭😭😭😭

[ri @hyevrs]

using the cornell seven sexual assault as a merch idea and then donating ONLY 5% to a womens charity.. oh cherrykitten.. you’re fucked

[͏weeabob @weeabob]

what language does tokoyo people speak