Clownarado

Sick of Republican liars. Devout fan of Stephen King, ICP, Corrosion of Conformity, and Awakened Americans. #MOREACT

[Clownarado @clownarado]

@GovofCO I have great respect for the CSP except for an officer named Armstrong who violated my rights and committed perjury in my case. The El Paso judge stated I would get my DL back but he lied. Been without the ability to drive for 6 years.
Injustice in Colorado sir.

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@Warlockdnd I think that's a great idea.
However, you don't necessarily have to change alignments so drastically.
An evil dragon might just as easily portray cooperative motives with your PC's just as a means to an end.

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@ScottAdamsSays Trump perpetuated the withdraw from NATO,made friends with Putin, built walls on our borders, and tried to overthrow our government and usurp power.
How about a nice cup of Communist America?

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@KlausVonH The old one needs powerful artifacts to proceed with it's plans and sends the Warlock on a quest for them, being too busy to do it itself.
The scenario unfolds as the Warlock collects the PC's to join the quest.

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@KlausVonH My players all had backgrounds so to get them together I chose one to be the focus of the first part of the adventure. She was a Warlock to a great old one that plans to overthrow a layer of the nine hells and build it's kingdom there.

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@BlueTennessee3 @Maithedane Now that I've shown a dislike for a certain food you want to call me a dumbfuk.
So I changed my profile because there is no love and you've made it appear that there is also no room for personal opinions.
Haters....

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@Maithedane Apologies extended.

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@KroesenCailey I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!
CONGRATUFUCKINLATIONS!
KEEP IT UP 👍

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@politvidchannel Use some lube...

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@osirisleo9 I've always seen math as the color of the function in the equation. Red for subtraction, green for addition, blue for multiplication, and silver for subtraction. Silver because it's the color of the kitchen knife I use to pop the balloon animals into tiny pieces!

[Clownarado @clownarado]

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Trade with Moomoo!

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@Stop_Trump20 Republican-Free Zone!

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@chipfranklin I searched for a single descriptive word with my mind's eye and suddenly felt my IQ beginning to drop as a result. Finally deciding that "poster child for birth control" cannot be described in a single word, I offer that.
Don't have a Qbert, use Trojan Latex Condoms!

[Clownarado @clownarado]

@FukinPrincess1 How are you running out of hearts???
Here's a few from my stash you can have!
❤️❤️❤️💙💙💙

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@aksnoball @laurenboebert Pretty sure she's got a drinking problem and they're running out of ammunition...

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@Mythsas Pants?!? Where we're going you don't need pants!

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@essenviews "Bad things happen to you because you're a dumbass!"

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@laurenboebert Hey kids! It's time for another episode of Beers And Backward Thoughts For Breakfast With Bobo!
Today's Episode; KNOT is NOT a NOT!

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@dstiddypop43 A few weeks ago I had a customer come up to me complaining about the high price of gas and blaming Biden for it. My response that I heard it was the result of decreased production due to weather conditions in Texas left him speechless.
#fingerpointingRepublicansuck