ClownBluey

Bluey is an experienced award-winning international professional clown/entertainer

[che guevara @Tiger911494404]

This geezer is a parasite who feeds off ignorant poor people, he wants them to believe their lives are a crock of shit because of immigrants, when in truth they are a crock of shit because of corrupt politicians just like him and the rest,classic tactics, of divide and rule..

[Bonnie Boden @designergirla]

This Australian's reply to Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.

"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.

You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.

Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.

Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.

And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban in Afghanistan thanked you very much for losing again.

And you're calling Greenland poorly run?

Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.

'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.

And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.

So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."

Credit to: Jim Keller

[ClownBluey @ClownBluey]

Install more lighting and mirrors on Whitwell/Godshill road - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/hum7kIxkQN via @UKChange

[ClownBluey @ClownBluey]

💔Tragic: swifts are finding their chicks dumped in skips and their nests blocked up by building work. 🚨We need an emergency system that forces police & councils to act IMMEDIATELY when nests are threatened. Sign the petition now 👇 https://t.co/ynleoVxKgV via @38degrees

[ClownBluey @ClownBluey]

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[ClownBluey @ClownBluey]

I just supported this case! https://t.co/pNBjZwAvm4 via @CrowdJustice

[Jürgen Nauditt 🇩🇪🇺🇦 @jurgen_nauditt]

A historic video – November 22, 1994:

The U.S. President thanks Ukraine for giving up its nuclear weapons. In return, the U.S. promises to stand by Ukraine’s side to safeguard its independence, sovereignty, and territorial integrity well into the future.

That future has arrived—yet today, Trump and his circle act as if none of this ever happened.

https://t.co/T7kFSRKgsJ

[TheFrenchie @ML3democrats]

My message to my more than 46,000 followers. Please read this tweet.

My American friends. The elections are fast approaching. The whole world is watching you closely. Many of us are very worried about what might happen. We all know that Trump won’t let go of power. Personally, I’m afraid of another January 6 but even worse.

Even though it may seem scary, you'll get through this.

I hope you’ll go out and vote. Everyone, vote and tell this administration: “NO TO A SECOND CHANCE.”

I’ll be following the election from start to finish. It will be very late in France, so I plan to stay up all night.

I was born in the late ’90s and grew up in the 2000s and 2010s. I miss that America full of hope, the one that elected an African American president in 2008, the one that stood by its allies, the one that had honor, terribly, and rest assured, hundreds of millions of people around the world miss it too.

Come to your senses, take back the reins, and say, “Fuck you, Trump,” this November.

Happy Saturday everyone 🎃🍂🦉

[blakandblack @blakandblack]

I’m not sure who created this, but it sure is funny…

[Tomás C. @JTomCorVi]

"Todos los días a la una llega un perro callejero a mi puesto de hamburguesas con una piedra en el hocico. La deja en el mostrador y se sienta a esperar.
Los clientes se ríen. Creen que es un truco que le enseñé para vender más. No lo es.
El primer día llegó sin nada. Flaco, café, con cara de no haber comido. Lo corrí. Él se fue despacio, viendo hacia atrás. 🍔
Al día siguiente volvió. Con la piedra.
La puso enfrente de la plancha, me miró y se sentó derechito, como los clientes que ya pagaron. Yo me quedé con la espátula en la mano sin saber qué hacer. 🪨
Le hice su hamburguesa. Sin lechuga, porque la escupió la primera vez.
Desde entonces es lo mismo: piedra, hamburguesa, se va. Nunca falla, nunca roba, nunca se mete al puesto. Le dicen Esmashito.
Tengo las piedras en un frasco, atrás de la caja. Ya son más de cuarenta. Un cliente me preguntó qué hago con tanta piedra. Le dije la verdad: es mi mejor cliente, y es el único que paga por adelantado.
Hoy trajo una piedra más grande. Yo creo que quería papas".

[Nick Young @nickofnz]

I don't want flying cars.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want bees to survive.

[ClownBluey @ClownBluey]

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[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

BBC Question Time appearances

Zarah Sultana 1
Jeremy Corbyn 1
Mick Lynch 1
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Nigel Farage 38

Very, very biased selection, even more than Fiona Bruce.

[ClownBluey @ClownBluey]

TAX BANK SUPER-PROFITS AT THE BUDGET - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/RLqxQ0T5vE via @UKChange

[ClownBluey @ClownBluey]

We need more men calling out misogyny, willing to stand with women, and take action. https://t.co/ouCS06pAD1 via @goodlawproject

[ClownBluey @ClownBluey]

Can you take 2 mins to respond to Ofwat's consultation to demand they BLOCK the water bill hike. If water companies can't survive without hiking our bills, let them go bust and bring them into public ownership. Deadline: midnight Thurs 24th Sept @we_ownit https://t.co/QDn7r3XcLU

[MOHAMMED𓂆 @Mo7mmd30]

My cats and i are still alive in Gaza.🇵🇸

If you see this photo, please don't scroll past in silence.

Write anything - even a single dot means so much to us and reminds us that we are not alone.🥹💔🙏

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Trees 🌳 have been running the most successful carbon capture program on Planet Earth for 350 million years. No corporate pitch deck. No taxpayer funded gigantic subsidy.

They run naturally on sunlight and rain. They look beautiful. They last for generations. They manufacture oxygen as a side hustle. They cool cities, reduce flooding, house wildlife, hold soil together and still somehow find time to capture carbon.

Yet, governments now spent £billions of our tax money on carbon capture machines. It costs a fortune. It needs a power plant. It often uses energy that came from burning the same stuff it’s supposed to clean up. It captures a rounding error of what a decent forest already does. And it still needs a press release so investors and governments feel like they’re saving the planet.

Nature has already built a machine that works. We keep cutting it down, paving it over, then acting shocked that the expensive metal replica isn’t quite as good.

Plant more of the original carbon capture machines. 🌳
Stop funding the unnatural cosplay machine version of carbon capture.

[Thomas Standfield @TStandfield1789]

Well, well, well.
Net migration down 48%,
Immigration down 20%,
Asylum applications down 21%,
Deportations up 8%,
Small boat crossings down 44%.
Bay-denoch, Farage, Lowe are devastated.
@Conservatives @reformparty_uk @RestoreBritain
https://t.co/lz1FwB1sQO

[Dervilla Smith @DervillaSmith]

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