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Extremely Transgender ✂️(all pronouns y diablo coño)

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I think I’m in love w my boss

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my man just told me he’s gonna buy an electric scooter so he doesn’t have to walk home at 2 am but little does he know they give me the ick so bad I just can NEVER see him ride it

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Im using AI to convince you all that I had a baby

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no iPad baby but minecraft baby…..

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(drying oranges to hang from my ceiling)

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Im cooking things in my oven you couldn’t even fathom

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when I used to work as an virtual blackjack dealer I had a bodybuilder regular who had a kink for losing money and he was on an all meat diet and I just wish I could’ve married him fr ….

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not now kitten daddy is being nailed to the cross

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If you walked into the Egyptian city of Qift in 3300 BCE, you would have immediately encountered a 13 foot statue of a guy cranking his hog.

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googling how to tell if your 4 month old baby is autistic

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iPhones should add a feature where u can send an electric shock to someone

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@TheNewRhyme to answer this in an INSANE way I had a baby and realized that I want my baby to not be afraid of doing what’s right

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@sandinistaoliva my credit score dropped 147 points but I’m ignoring it 🙃👍

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trying to fall asleep when a big beautiful strong hand is grasping ur asscheek is impossible

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my bottom growth went away after I gave birth wtf

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subletting a room for a week is insane im sorry …

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manually closing my babies eyes so she falls asleep

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husband and I just sat down and cried together bc he kissed me goodbye for work and we looked down at the baby and she was smiling

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having a baby is so humbling she just pooped into my bare hand cause I didn’t want to get it all over her changing pad

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my husband and I staring at each other after asking the security for the filming of reacher if they found another dead body while filming in the spot where there was a dead body last week 👁️👁️👁️