Megan Downey

Writer, feminist, lactose intolerant 📝@washingtonpost @mcsweeneys @the_belladonnas @pointsincase Seasonal Produce Comedy. Alum @emilyslist Film school @lmusftv

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

Words to live by

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Fruit Stripe Gum which is being discontinued.

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived being snubbed by the Kennedy Center Honors for the 46th consecutive year.

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

In my Connie Britton era (vigorously applying lotion to my elbows and forearms before bed)

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

Wake up, suburbia! The temps are over 60 degrees, it,s fighting on the town Facebook group about leaf blower regulations season!!

[Anna Klassen @AnnaJKlassen]

Outlining Act One and Act Three: A scene by breakdown, every moment is perfectly mapped out.

Outlining Act Two: IDK, stuff happens. There is a midpoint. TBD.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Christine McVie has died at 79. “To be in a band with another girl who was this amazing musician—she kind of instantly became my best friend,” Stevie Nicks said, of her relationship with McVie.
https://t.co/p2dHUDsLzP

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

What is Joe Biden‘s plan to handle the adderall shortage? And then what’s the plan to remind everyone with adhd about the plan when we forget everything that’s ever existed twenty minutes later??

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

@BriceCollin Yes, every room came with a landline when I went to college in 2008, and a DSL line for internet

[Jeff Lewis @JeffLewisNY]

Sorry Lee, Mom’s not buying it!! 🤥

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

the fun thing about listening to a new taylor swift album with your friends is seeing all the different trauma responses

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

@beccasaltz Congrats! It is so good! I started like 6 months ago and have the same feeling

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Dotty the Dalmatian.
Birthday: October 17, 1996.
“The Beanies all thought it was a big joke
While writing her tag, their ink pen broke
She got in the way, and got all spotty
So now the Beanies call her Dotty !”

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

@Brittymigs Ty Britt 💕

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

Hi-

I’m writing to apply for the TV writers assistant/set PA/copywriter job at wherever u r. I have 10yrs of professional writing experience & an MFA, have produced webseries and digital shorts, and owe my therapist a bunch of money.

Happy to provide samples!

Lmk-
Meggie moo

[Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot]

Tuffy the dog.
Birthday: October 12, 1996.
“Taking off with a thunderous blast
Tuffy rides his motorcycle fast
The Beanies roll with laughs and squeals
He never took off his training wheels !”

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

This bullshit. Women doing the unglamorous heavy lifting of grassroots activism are unseen and unrecognized, but a man does something stupid and ineffective and they write an entire damned article about him.

[Megan Downey @clowneydowney]

Wait where’s packaging??