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don’t sweat it

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Tried to buy some bread and the store lady wouldn't let me. Said I "didn't seem that hungry". I didn't seem "excited enough" about the bread. Came back the next day with a big smile on my face. Guy at the register wouldn't sell it to me. Said I looked too excited about the bread.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Roommate denied drinking my milk even though he’s the only one with the stigmata and there’s blood all over the carton

[!!! @clownpoets]

@omgsidewalks Mickey 17 was far better than Mickey7 imo

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[ron mexico @troop_hater]

god is alive in every bottle of miller high life

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

[in the middle of a severe panic attack triggered by thinking about the passage of time] i bet listening to seventeen by sharon van etten will be helpful right now

[!!! @clownpoets]

life is a trolley problem and I’m tied to the tracks

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

shrekking | noun | purposefully dating someone considered unattractive

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

I’m miserable because I never got to try the Panera lemonade that killed people

[!!! @clownpoets]

3 poems that I return to again and again

[alaska @145k4]

everyone wants to say "this poem sucks" that poem sucks"" etc but very few brave enough to say Helllo, here is a poem i LIKE!! This is my taste!

[h @ipodmacbook]

upstairs neighbor came home while me and the door to door verizon guy were on the stoop trying on each others glasses

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

I eat my french fries when theyre cold and hard and gross because that’s what I deserve

[!!! @clownpoets]

I didn’t know this was happening

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

For sale dead horse never beat

[!!! @clownpoets]

watched pillion and was jealous of ray’s 606 shelving system

[أسنان @teethforsale]

Looking for a fragrance with notes of industrial glue and concrete