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fan of music and fun and happiness and love and detroit sports

[Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus]

*flirting* You're the most beautiful person I've ever laid eyes on in the Statcast era

[✿ ♬.ᐟ @manassas_]

She said do you love me I tell her only partly I only love my Stills and my Nash and my Crosby

[michael @okurt_cobain]

So yall were just gonna not tell me how fun it is to pour water back and forth between two cups

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

My process for photos is shot on iPhone then printed in color on letter paper and scanned.

[Tupuha @tvpuha]

> named "man city"
> cheats

#womantwitter #YaHearThatLadies

[mo ཐི ₍^.ˬˬ.^₎ ཋྀ @fruitpibble]

i want to sit by the water with you

[Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja]

Jason Benetti gets absolutely roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. 🤣

[Skkul @skkuledits]

😭😭😭😭

[🕷️ @spidywbs]

when ur lowk ab to give up on everything but then u remember that spiderman wouldnt ever do that

[poet @wavstxr]

woke up & opened up twitter don’t even know if my spine functional

[nba shady facts and updates 𝜗𝜚 @spursremix]

i dont mean this in a mean way at all but this minion reminds me of caitlin clark

[isobel ♱ @internatfaith]

when i realize i shouldve been taking diy hrt at age 7 instead of playing little big planet

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

New slang "that's penis" for when something's hard

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

you a wizards stan account. mid bitches is yo bread and butter. don't bite the bland that feeds you

[bart @soxbart]

*at a backyard grill out*

*drops one of the burgers*

“Damn I dropped a slider in the dirt”

Trevor Story:

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Sorry about mahjong last night, I kept hunting for the four white dragons and let my passion create a fifth