Chris Parkerson (he/him)

Love to cook. Amateur photographer. Major #wanderlust. Liberal loudmouth. Posts mine unless noted. 🏳️‍🌈🍽 👨‍❤️‍👨

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@owasp Hello @owasp - apologies for reaching out directly here, but we, the Adobe team, have sent multiple messages to your team to get everything in order and prepared for our sponsorship but have not yet received any response. Can you please reach out to me to rectify? Thank you.

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

Shannon Lietz, @AdobeSecurity VP, talks with ISACA about how getting smarter about #AppSec testing will help deliver more secure digital experiences for all. https://t.co/X2BFvUtrRN

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@emilygcohen @MrEchs @JHartmanComms I will help clear the runway so you can fly - so don't hesitate to ask for the bulldozer :)

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@rlux

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@RenoNY 525,600 minutes... Give or take ;)

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

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[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

Really @kpwashington? REALLY? I have to MAIL YOU a FORM with receipts to get reimbursed for at-home COVID tests? @POTUS gave us a website. Are you literally trying to make it OBVIOUS that the government is BETTER at the literal BASICS of healthcare?https://t.co/gQ4E2foLJi

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@rlux 🤷‍♂️😁 https://t.co/chXQomUMcH

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

While it may already be too late, being "nice" with the American Nazi Party/#GOP- and even some that are supposedly "on our side"- sure as heck ain't working... 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Senator Scott Wiener @Scott_Wiener]

This #MLKDay, the Democratic Party needs to look itself in the mirror & decide whether it’s going to do what it takes to save our democracy.

The GOP has made clear that it will do whatever it takes to steal elections.

Dems need the backbone to push back hard & shut that down.

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@RenoNY @foodwishes Where's the black-eyed peas??? I grew up putting black-eyed or field peas in mine... 😋😋

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

Is it possible for anyone to be as full of horsesh*t as @ChrisCillizza ?? He is more than conveniently ignoring that McConnell already blew up the filibuster to get his way with the courts! WTF??? #FuckTheGOP https://t.co/dBJR6zn1J1

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@whatifisaidit These "justices" would quite literally be in denial of a comet heading straight towards them... LOOK UP, MOTHERF*CKERS, LOOK UP!!! 🤬🤬🤬

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@ananavarro @MittRomney Until @MittRomney gets behind the For the People Act and John Lewis Voting Rights Act, his words are just that - and just as useless as he is. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@mohitkalra I hope you and your family have a great holiday season 😁

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@sukumarraju We have not yet released this to open source. We will update this blog and @AdobeSecurity when released.

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@mohitkalra this made me think of you... Hope you're doing well 😁

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

@laurenboebert Facts still very much escape you, dear. As does any "concern" you purport to actually have about kids. 🙄🙄 https://t.co/ffcGU7V2Nn

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

This is the OPPOSITE of what REAL leaders do.

REAL leaders fix REAL problems. They don't bail when sh*t gets real.

And they definitely aren't "moguls." #BeARealLeader

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Tech moguls are "tired of managing their empires, which are increasingly burdened by political controversy and hard-to-fix problems like misinformation and hate speech," writes @kevinroose. "They’re more excited by building new things than fixing old ones."https://t.co/t9gRbnON2Q

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

Learn more about our great partnership with MLB. As a long time baseball fan (Go @SFGiants), I am very excited about this partnership and what it's going to mean for us, the fans. #AdobeLife

[Adobe @Adobe]

From homepage to home plate, being a Major League Baseball fan is more interactive than ever before. ⚾️ Hear how we're partnering with @MLB to hit their personalized fan experiences out of the park: https://t.co/fPCyynPniU

[Chris Parkerson (he/him) @clparkerson]

She still sounds so amazing... #GaveMeChills

[Patti LaBelle @MsPattiPatti]

Justin, I love this song! I hope you enjoyed the show and thanks for sharing! ❤