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Some people out there don't have maps and our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should.

[sticking to glass @helicopterevil]

Mom giving an Update on dads garden

[Leah Greenberg says NO KINGS ❌👑 @Leahgreenb]

that's it, I've had enough of millennial slander. pockets in dresses are good, drinking out of mason jars is fun, side parts look nicer on most women, "Home" is a delightful song. everyone knock it off

[Eve @evek181818]

I'm so fucking old that I've had skype sex

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

make the german get chased around by the AT&T floor salesman at costco

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but Jennifer Check was NOT a cheerleader. she was in colorguard, goddamnit!

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

i would like everyone who got mad at me for saying you can’t walk to Metlife know that this is what happens when you say that to someone’s face. we don’t want you to die in traffic or get soaked in the rain. the northerners will call you a dumbass but just know this is a term of affection in our culture.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

i like that hunter biden didn’t find god after being a degenerate, he found shitposting like the rest of us

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

pet hair improves an outfit through texture and visual interest

[🐈‍⬛ @clparty]

gimme gimme gimme

[FANGORIA @FANGORIA]

Years before THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, Michael Mann introduced Hannibal Lecter in MANHUNTER, coming soon to 4K. https://t.co/sdXVyEJyAG

[C @fbgcon]

Surely this isn’t on an official government site

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[jor @wombpatrol]

i understand preventing theft but we gotta unlock the deodorant aisle we gotta let people steal that shit during summer as a public good

[Sam Winkler @ThatSamWinkler]

Sometimes when nothing is funny I watch the part from Too Funny to Fail where the timeslot ad makes Colbert break so hard he’s reduced to silent tears

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Dan Wolken @DanWolken]

The Europeans are coming for the World Cup and learning about real culture.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

America is an objectively awful evil country in so many ways which only makes it more hilarious that whenever. Europeans try and come for us, their attacks are the food (?), the natural geography (??), and pop culture and sports (???). That’s like literally all we do well!

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."