Claire

I like to spread the love and the magic.

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

everyone calm down. twitter won’t go offline overnight. it’s just going to get increasingly unreliable, bordering on unusable, with frequent and interminable outages. and then, eventually, it’ll come back, but everything will be different and worse!

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

just cracked a fresh day planner for the first time in a few years and all I can say is hoo boy my ADHD is cured

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

@AnaMariana42 hell yeah fuckin love tuna pasta

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Mulder, are you seriously suggesting that there’s trouble right here in River City?

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

need career advice: how can I transition from tech into the what we do in the shadows wig department

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

I say this as a HUGE fan of christmas

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

there is just entirely too much christmas content on streaming

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

*girls having fun on a beach*

BRIAN WILSON: I want to fucking die

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

@GREGORYABUTLER @InternetHippo I think that’s the point. It sucks that we’ve monetized being considerate.

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

it’s the most wonderful time of the year! (stretch velvet season)

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

only a little embarrassed to admit I’m sad I may have to give up the dream of a viral post on this app specifically

[basil, a plant 🌿🍉 @buterbasil]

well huh. who knew?
@depthsofwiki

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

thinking about bringing back legwarmers

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

does Robyn know that she’s going to the World Series

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

tis the season

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

FINE, I will apply eye cream, but I must draw the line at patting it on gently with the pad of my ring finger. it’s getting rubbed in.

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

everyone on twitter trashing the marketing for bros is really making me wanna go see bros

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

lotta networking happening around me on this flight and I must say, I do not care for it

[Claire @clrrrrbrrrrd]

not me refreshing the wikipedia page for smile (2022) waiting for someone to swap out the “premise” section for a “plot” section