Chris Sullivan

Pittsburgh -Technical Program Manager -Drummer

[Dream The Heavy @DreamTheHeavy]

Thank you @WYEP for premiering our latest single, Candy!

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@elonmusk @elonmusk

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@DonaldJTrumpJr Awww. I guess you completely missed the point, Jr. Thoughts and prayers to you.

[Valencia Donut Co. @ValenciaDonutCo]

CUTENESS OVERLOAD: EASTER EDITION. We have special Easter candies this week. They are absolutely delicious, if you can get past how adorable they look. Only at @valenciadonutco https://t.co/jqdDICVBy8

[Dream The Heavy @DreamTheHeavy]

Pre-save my new album "The Future is Now (Live at Club Café)" on Spotify: https://t.co/YyPzLNhKo2 (powered by @distrokid)

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@nathaliejacoby1 Barf

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@JamesGunn @DCComics Okay, hear me out. Maybe you give Supes, Flash, Batman, and Wonder Woman a rest for a while. I'm sure there are other characters you could start with that haven't been played out so hard. Find another launch point for a new DCEU that leaves room to expand into.

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@ACTBrigitte Better than Trump

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@laurenboebert Make no mistake, Bobo. Most of us are already well aware of how offensive you are.

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@RepMTG Oh, you mean the movement to remove 87K EMPLOYEES over the next 10 years? Most of which are NOT Agents? In face they are IT techs and other non-agent roles that will leave tax payers on hold for longer while big businesses avoid scrutiny? You aren’t helping citizens. SAD!

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@RepMTG

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@marklevinshow

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Hey @BaltimoreMD, who keeps prank calling the fire department?

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@WeberDarlene Corruption in the United States has been a perennial political issue, peaking in the Jacksonian era (1930 - 1845) and the Gilded Age (1877 - 1900) before declining with the reforms of the Progressive Era (1896 - 1916).

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@RepMTG Tell me you don't know how the military chain of command works without TELLING me you don't know how the military chain of command works.

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@Taggart7 Christmas songs are just shitty radio commercial jingles that failed out of marketing pitches. We should burn them all and anyone who puts out a Christmas album should be exiled to the island of misfit musicians.

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@laurenboebert Are you gonna take that kinda shit from Squatthrust McSausasagefingers?

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[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

She gladly takes our $$$ but when she’s been asked:

Lauren refuses to endorse President Trump, she refuses to support Kevin McCarthy, and she childishly threw me under the bus for a cheap sound bite.

2/3

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@lavern_spicer Depends on how many photo ops you’ve taken at parties with @mattgaetz

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I guess that $44B isn't going to pay itself back, right @elonmusk ?

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@laurenboebert FALSE. Avenatti was promoting himself as a presidential candidate, to which Time, CNN, NYMag, and even FOX News ran pieces about. Nobody WANTED a lawyer who represented a sex worker that had sex with Trump (Not Melania. The other one. Stormy.) to be president. Nobody. Ever.