tina

a parody of myself

[tina @clstell]

i was so lame growing up that i made Formspring and didn’t get bullied. it was only filled with anon notes from my friends :/

[Yuri @Yuri_Ravens]

Dear Ravens, please do not put the rookie kicker in a position to tie or win the game in the 4th quarter against the Steelers

Thank you

[tina @clstell]

@parkersity_9 TL;DR

[ABC News @ABC]

When Punxsutawney Phil makes his key weather prediction this coming Groundhog Day, Feb. 2, it will be the first year he'll be doing so as a parent.

The famous groundhog and his partner, Phyllis, welcomed two baby groundhogs in March 2024. https://t.co/tbxtJPZh5e

[tina @clstell]

@KLS7784 yes

[tina @clstell]

Eagles and Chiefs is giving Dodgers and Yankees I’m bored

[tina @clstell]

@Jim_Jordan Glad we’re going into additional national debt to pay people who didn’t do the job for the past 4 years. Smart!

[tina @clstell]

@KLS7784 @TommyOKid Why me

[abrielle @justaskabbyyy]

Telling my kids this is The Beatles

[tina @clstell]

@lukeburgis @Airbnb Illegal to rent an Airbnb in nyc

[tina @clstell]

@themaine Do we know what time - ish the set times are for Friday and sat?? I’m going with my parents so want to make sure we go for the right time so it’s not too long of a day

[Caitlin 🚗 🧀 Driscoll @TeacherOnTopic]

Today I told the "why is six afraid of seven" joke to a class of first graders who had either never heard it, or just suddenly understood it. Three kids literally fell out of their chairs and rolled on the floor. Apex moment, never topping it.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

Every day I wake up and ask, “What is Pete Alonso going to do?”

[How Many Days Until Mel Brooks Turns 100? @BrooksTurns100]

There are 276 days until Jimmy Carter turns 101.

[ezra @ziravale]

tell me why my aunt brought the craziest side dish to Hanukkah last night

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

FUCK

[tina @clstell]

@shannonreneax @patmaine Did you ever figure this out btw? I bought mine there too and am only now realizing I don’t have the actual tickets

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Today is for HIM

[greg @greg16676935420]

This pepper is about to RUIN Christmas

[steven Klopp @stevenKloppLFC2]

day early lads

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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