Fish Sandwich

I like my mayonnaise menthol.

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

Apparently I'm just gonna keep wasting years of my life

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

Mr. Bagans, I would like to open your box.

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

Fun fact: Pete Wentz can actually use the N-word

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

I'm gonna marry her

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

I am glad you are with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

Someone should sail a balloon over Ohio so that crazy ass poison cloud story gets some coverage

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

Saying your Christmas goodbyes to your hospitalized family member through a ring doorbell camera is peak 2022. Glad I squeezed it in.

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

@jennabobenna138 Fun fact, Hobby Lobby has previously been found to be involved with the theft and smuggling of archeological artifacts out of their home countries. But who else has THAT MUCH yarn?

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

How many emojis is too many for a suicide note?

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

So... who's gonna be the first to suggest it?

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

RETWEET ♻️ If you want to see a President @JoeBiden Skin in Fortnite!

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

Oof, the new #TinyTinasWonderlands corrupted my save file and I have to restart. On one hand I get to try a new build, on the other hand I have 26 levels to grind.

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

I bought a mattress today. First time I've ever done that. How are there so many mattress stores?

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

@ZFlanigan "HOW DO I TURN THIS THING ON?"

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

Lmao I have dumb brain

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

@ZFlanigan Would it be enjoyable at all for someone completely unfamiliar with the book and first movie?

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

How you supposed to meet new people when going out and talking to them could literally be lethal?

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

The sentience you’re experiencing right now is illusory. Your natural state is non existent blackness. You’ll still be dead when the sun explodes & forever after that. You think it matters that you farted in the elevator today? You’re irrelevant. No one loves you

Eat Arby’s

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Putin’s a fucking wimp. Bring on the Armageddon, asshole. You think you know bleak, motherfucker? We are Arby’s.

Please enjoy Arby’s.

[Fish Sandwich @cltndye]

What a great first day