Average Horse Owners Club

One average rider, two average horses, limited resources (⏱&💷). Eventing-ridiculous & addictive in equal measures, amused by the goings on of the circuit!

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

I’m constantly amused the world of equestrianism, eventing in particular, having been fluky enough to experience a few of the internationals it truly is an entirely ridiculous sport but also insanely addictive and all-consuming!

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Packing & preparations underway for @ChatsworthHT 🥂🍸🍹🙌🏻
#failtopreparepreparetofail #athlete #thereforagoodtimenotalongtime 🦄🦄

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Lucky to have such a supportive significant other🤥. Kindly offered to put up a display of my notable rosettes from last season 😂(in the toilet🙄) #DidntTakeLong #WorthTheEntryFees 😳#AverageHorseOwnersClub https://t.co/V2hWk8wdon

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Lucky to have such a supportive significant other🤥. Kindly offered to put up a display of my notable rosettes from last season 😂(in the toilet🙄)
#DidntTakeLong #WorthTheEntryFees 😳#AverageHorseOwnersClub

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Flash back to this time last year average 1 giving a lead round @CheltenhamRaces cross country! Amazing experience 👌🏻
#CountdownToFestival #BestXcSchoolingEver #WantToDoItAgain 🙋‍♀️

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

And the ballot roulette begins again #WaitlistDilema #FistEventMessingUpPlanAlready 🤦‍♀️😩

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

First entry of the year ✅
Think my bank account has missed bdwp continuously emptying it 💸🤦‍♀️

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Can you die from tiredness 💤 (asking for a friend )😳#7DayWeeks #8pmGetHomeFromTeamAverageLessons👇🙋‍♀️#WorkTomorrow

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

An insight into eventers psyche🙈, today’s quote from 4* (not average) eventer;
‘I’ve decided this season I’m not doing eventing starts before 1.30am, once did a 1.15am start&was so tired I couldn’t concentrate”
Right so those 15mins are a deal breaker!😳😂🤣
#AllEventersAreNuts

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Anyone-else starting to get cautiously nervously excited for the start of the season and that we may have survived winter?!🙏🏻
Ponies had their first outing of the year ✅ nights slightly lighter, Mr S.Shine🌞 even making an appearance🙌🏻😬

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Avoiding work again . . . was stood up as pulled in, as soon as he sees my car lays down and looks at me like this 🤦‍♀️🙄#NotEvenJoking #HardLifeBeingAnAverageEventPony😴

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Eventing calendar = nationwide tour of Britain’s castles 🏰 and stately homes!
#QuintisentiallyBritish🇬🇧
@MusketeerEvents @bedeevents @LRBHT_Official @bhorsetrials @ChatsworthHT @BCIHT @BlenheimHorse @BarburyCastle @nunneyhorse @GatcombeHTrials @RockinghamLIVE @nationaltrust

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

@FOBRacing @kimbaileyracing 🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻 does that make @NichollsMat 👇🙊

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Average 1 doesn’t like hard work. . . . average 1 clearly knew timed canter work was starting this weekend 🙄🤦‍♀️ #FarrierLovesMe 😳

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

For all the average horse owner spouses . . 🙈🙊#LonelyLives https://t.co/CG94dqfWkj

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Weekend job #7DayWeeks 😴#EntryFeeFund #MustBeMad #TherapyNeeded

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

None of team average jumped a course for 3 months. . . on our own . . in storm Eric🌨💨🌪 . . . Can’t see a stride to save my life . . . bound to go well 🤦‍♀️😳#AmatuerProblems #IfNotHeardFromMayNeedRescuing @wayfarerevent1

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

After a long day in the office Average 1 lucky to benefit from world class facilities this evening. New floodlights curtesy of Kia! 🚘 🙈#WishThisWasAnAdUnfortunatelyNot🤣 #AverageHorseOwnersClub

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

Useful 👇get checking

[Kevin Blake @kevinblake2011]

For any horse owners that are not sure if their horses are vaccinated against the Florida Clade 1 strain of equine flu that has come to attention today, both the ProteqFlu and Equilis Prequenza vaccines cover the FC1 strain. Get checking those passports!

[Average Horse Owners Club @club_average]

@PhoebeBuckley1 🙋‍♀️ yup!
🙏🏻 it’s just this time of year and will be easier in few weeks 🤞👊#WeveNearlySurvivedWinter