Tina 🌶

Ayye I'm just tryin to smile like everyone else

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

my return to Twitter has been well received. glad to be back welcome to my self depreciation outlet

[sunny☀️ @nohoesunny]

WiFi: ᴄᴏɴɴᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ

Me: then act like it...

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

lololololol hunny sit down

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I WON THIS ELECTION, BY A LOT!

[Shan 🦥 @shannkono]

I hope that everyone gets to have the wholesome moment of watching their neighbor take the walk of shame and take their Trump shit down lmao

[Will Hurd @WillHurd]

A sitting president undermining our political process & questioning the legality of the voices of countless Americans without evidence is not only dangerous & wrong, it undermines the very foundation this nation was built upon. Every American should have his or her vote counted.

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

Trump trying to figure out why the mail in votes aren’t for him after he told his supporters not to vote by mail

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

?!?!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

nothing like being abruptly woken up by the thought of where is that sweater I haven’t worn in years and do I get up to look for it right this second

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

on the right side of history 🇺🇸

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

“friends” will drop you and then come around with “hey girl! Please like/follow/join my pyramid scheme” I cannot stress this enough: go fuck yourself

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

another day another millions things that put me in a bad mood for no reason!!!

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

*throws out spinach to make room for trulys*

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

There’s a special place in hell for people who think it’s acceptable to talk on speaker on public transportation

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I May Be:

- a solid 6
- kind of chubby
- emotionally unstable
- extremely annoying

But At Least I:

-never joined a pyramid scheme
-left my hometown
-text back really fast
-never posted a black screen rant about my feelings on my story

[b.b @benoobrown]

Best time of the year 🎃 👻

[Tina 🌶 @clucretia]

what’s the temp ny?