Dani

"Freedom lies in being bold" -Robert Frost

[Dani @clue_dani]

Me in college putting on a full face of foundation, nude lipstick and winged eyeliner: perfect natural look Me now putting on sunscreen, mascara and a tinted lip balm: oof ease up on the makeup there bud- ya look crazy

[Dani @clue_dani]

My folksy Americana loving ass watching Bonnie Raitt win song of the year

[Dani @clue_dani]

@mikesmicYT … I do year month day because when I sort files on my computer it will put them in order

[Dani @clue_dani]

Some people use the layout app to create fun posts about their nights out… I use it to compare the ingredients in two chicken chili recipes…

[Dani @clue_dani]

Overheard at @brandicarlile concert. “So my sister is married to a man right? So…..”

[Dani @clue_dani]

I just remembered that in highschool and the first 2 years of college, my idea of a skincare routine was makeup wipes, salicylic acid toner, and no moisturizer or sunscreen... somebody go back in time and smack me

[Dani @clue_dani]

My company just hired a retired army construction manager... when I tell you I hate this man. He has been walking up and down the bluff with the same gas can in his hand for the last hour

[Dani @clue_dani]

I’m gonna start screenshotting and sharing the things I see house hunting in northern Wisconsin... just awful

[Dani @clue_dani]

I hate Mitch McConnell so much I just spent 10 minutes googling him to find good things he’s done... because my brain couldn’t handle how much I hated him.

[Dani @clue_dani]

It just occurred to me that digital camera I worked my ass off for as a preteen and refuse to get rid of is going to be a children’s toy someday.

[Dani @clue_dani]

@MaximusBahneman If you have fabric requests, I could make you fun masks

[Dani @clue_dani]

@MaximusBahneman Marjorie deserves to be higher

[take another little reece of my heart now baby 💕 @connolly_reece]

me every single day

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

You won’t take a vaccine because you don’t know what’s in it? Real quick, name all the ingredients in a Pop Tart

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

[Dani @clue_dani]

I wonder if the word “tremendous” has been ruined for everybody else? Or is that just me?

[Dani @clue_dani]

My love language is giving someone my leftover food... I’m not doing it cause I don’t want it to go to waste. I would take that shit home for an extra meal. If we are out to breakfast and I give you my side of hashbrowns... I like you

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I think i act like Kate Hudson in how to lose a guy in 10 days when she’s trying to lose the guy except I’m not trying to lose the guy

[b @doyalikebaileys]

my little sister is staying home for her first semester of college so i'm gonna puke in her shower and set off the fire alarm at 3am so she can get the true freshman year dorm experience

[Dani @clue_dani]

If you send me this emoji there is a 100% chance you will not be getting a response. 🤪