1/ Hi there! I'm The 90s Guy. People say I'm stuck in the past and maybe they're right. But, what's better than a Friday night in 1996? Cruising to the Blockbuster, windows down, smoking Newports, with Pantera blasting on the cassette deck...maybe grab some Zimas and Jolly Ranchers on the way home.
No staring at a phone with a crooked neck for hours on end. No endless notifications stealing your peace. No doom scrolling through everyone's filtered highlight reels. Just a simpler life where you could get arrested and not have the bodycam video plastered all over YouTube.
I make jokes cast from my 90s time capsule, trying to lighten up these dark 2026 days.
So, give me a follow and let's have some laughs together.
Or don't. It's fine. Seriously.