Cher Horowitz

Ugh, as if!

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

OH MY GOSH i am totally buggin

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

I had to find sanctuary in a place where I could gather my thoughts and regain my strength... #malltime

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

#partyinthevalley Let's do a lap before we commit to a location

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

We're going to have a NICE FAMILY MEAL.

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

convincing your teachers to change your grades #notsoclueless #getwhatiwant

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

#worstcomebacks Oh, and you are such a superficial space cadet.

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

You are such a brown-noser.

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

Wow, your face is catching up with your mouth.

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess.#fullonmonet

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups! #shittaisays

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

"Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!" OH TAI

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

nice stems

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

#bunzofsteel "my buns cher, they feel nothin like steel"

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

every girl wishes they could pick out there clothes like i do every morning! revolving closet anyone?

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my back pack. ITS FAUX!

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

cant wait to hear what #fashionpolice have to say about some of these outfits! best dressed and fashion 9-1-1's what do you think?

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

the best part of #thegoldenglobes is the red carpet lets be honest

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

boys who wear plaid, whats with that anyway? a nod to the crispy Seattle weather or just keeping warm in front of the fridge

[Cher Horowitz @clueless_cher]

hey granola breath you've got something on your chin