Cowboy Chris

Beyoncé?? Beyoncé!??!

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

Just me and my son vs the world

[mistopher mack 🦭 @motherquoter]

Saying “who’s my little ceo” when I’m giving him backshots

[cc @coolado_]

why is desiring someone the most embarrassing shit ever

[ivan. @yasscorrset]

come on girl do it again…

[J ★ @4sturi4s]

stoner gays are the WORST

[King @SirMichaelKing]

Me leaving an incredible dinner with my friends where the drinks were flowing, the gossip was captivating, and the food was amazing.

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

Had to put “text people back” on my to-do list today :/

[SMILING BECAUSE I EAT SKIN :D @CornerfolkGod]

still will always be funny like

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

Feeling particularly unmedicated this evening

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

I’m not joking, please keep posting pictures of the aurora borealis

[makadsi @amakadsi]

I was in my editing bagggg when I edited RWT diva 🥵

[Prof Julia Steinberger @JKSteinberger]

I really need someone to explain to me how bombing 6 tower blocks in Beirut is different from bombing the twin towers. Like how.

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

To my Brooklyn/nyc oomfs - has anyone seen any Friday the 13th tattoo promotions/ flash sheets?

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

@ungodlyyvergel French braid when?🙂‍↕️

[pedrito @pdrfrmtx]

i know it’s rigged bc i’ve never seen a gay put this on at the after afters music video hour

[Halle Berry @halleberry]

One Mo’ Gen is the perfect song. I don’t make the rules.

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

@HALDROB I don’t think she meant it as a compliment

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

Unfortunately just got asked if I was cop :(

[Cowboy Chris @clueless_kris]

@chaoticdesi