Clueless Bettor

I know nothing

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@FemiAbebefe He’s gotta be the worst statistical winner in the last what, 20 years? More?

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@robpizzola @JeffreyBenson12 @jacob_gramegna You know he sat at his handcrafted oak desk, in front of the bookshelf of encyclopedias from 1973, for 45+ minutes crafting that tweet. Then, after smashing his ten key printing the little receipt, saved a paper copy of the tweet in his “Pizzola” file folder

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@peanut_bettor Flup probably wears wheelies … +1 speed on a hard surface

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

First look at Romeo Doubs as a Patriot

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@spshoot Sometimes I may question your betting analysis … but I could never question your bar etiquette

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@FezzikSports But CLV doesn’t mean you’ll win … ?

https://t.co/zIFK7CPmbG

[Steve Fezzik @FezzikSports]

Having CLV (Closing Line Value) does not mean you will win

The ONLY criteria for a true edge in CLV is beating the NOVIG CLOSER

If you bet the Reds -105 and they close -108, you have plus CLV, HOWEVER, you have negative CLV vs. the novig line (and thus you would likely be -EV)

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@Max11089 @robpizzola The Colombian ones are significantly more terrifying than any I’ve ever used in the US

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@LockyLockerson So jealous … daughter (commander of the TV) has Trolls on for the 5th time this weekend

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@ThonMisser Heard Fez is a big Sean McDermott guy

[Shawne Merriman @shawnemerriman]

I have a Pro Bowl helmet that I walk by almost everyday. It’s signed by some of the best players in the history of the NFL, legends, HOF’ers and real GOAT’s. The Pro Bowl use to be a badge of honor and respected. Things have changed

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Does anyone know if the Patriots played three of the top five defenses in the playoffs? Haven’t seen anyone discuss this yet

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@JoeyKnish22 Probably a stupid question but have you tried using the “Find My” feature where it makes a noise?

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@LockyLockerson Let’s not get there … please? Thx

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@FemiAbebefe There’s also only one game. So there is no excuse not to intervene and make sure it’s right

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@robpizzola At least every book will give you 3.5, it’s the best

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@TheJakeHasan Oh man, what a dangerous duo

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@AndyMSFW What’s not to like about TV interviews with poor connection talking over the game?

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@LockyLockerson Smart coach knew the defense would be motivated