Callum McMullan

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I WANT TO CONTINUE EATING MY DINNER BUT IF THIS IS NOT DEALT WITH IT MIGHT RUIN THE RISOTTO

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

HAH MAN I SURE DO LOVE BEING ALT RIGHT AND ANYONE THAT AGREES WITH ME SHOULD COME HANG OUT AT THE EDGE OF THE WOODS TONIGHT

WE HAVE ANIME

[Ezra Koenig @arzE]

don't call yourself a dog lover (or supporter of our troops) if you don't own this $675 dolce & gabbana shirt

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It's almost like the United States has no President - we are a rudderless ship heading for a major disaster. Good luck everyone!

[Sean Leahy @thepunningman]

I made a list of the movies you can enjoy on tv over Christmas. You're welcome.

[Dave McElfatrick @davemcelfatric]

retweet this fucking tweet okay?

[Milf without kids @AliceBrine]

NZ has reached breaking point and literally just decided to try and move itself off the planet it's on. Can relate tho. #eqnz

[Callum McMullan @clum42]

@TaitianaTaukiri that sounds about right

[National Emergency Management Agency @NZcivildefence]

The tsunami may arrive in the Eastern Coast of the North Island shortly. Move inland or to higher ground immediately. #eqnz

[Tiger Webb @tfswebb]

one tragedy for today's olympians is that, being born in late 90s, many buzzfeed articles will forever be outside their frame of reference

[Callum McMullan @clum42]

Due date is in 17 hours, which, funnily enough, is more sleep than I've had this week. #yolo

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

Me: I need a hobby.
Her: Like rock climbing?
Me: Too athletic.
Her: Hiking?
Me: Bugs.
Her: Golf?
Me: Pricey.
Her: Drunk texting?
Me: Bingo.

[Callum McMullan @clum42]

Fucking fire alarm at 2am, while it was raining. some asshole left their shit in the microwave for too long.

[Callum McMullan @clum42]

@laird_Morris excuses...

[Callum McMullan @clum42]

@laird_Morris weak

[Callum McMullan @clum42]

@laird_Morris EMBRACE THE ALL NIGHTER AND PRAY TO THE GOD THAT IS CAFFINE. GODSPEED, MY DEAR SON. GODSPEED.