I can now start joining the "shit my kid says" group. Today my 2 yo shouted to the barista as she was trying to pay for our coffee "I have a card!" (A Tim Hortons reward card) "It's from my butt!" (She was sitting on it in her car seat)
We DO NOT throw away perfectly good food in this house.
We put the leftovers in Tupperware, put the Tupperware in the fridge, let it go bad, THEN throw it out.
Wordle but the same word twice in one day. Once for when I'm up at 3am breastfeeding and then that same word hours later because I completed it but have no memory of what that word was.
It's a real rare treat when I can listen to my own chill music. When my toddler's around it's all club bangers all the time. If I try to put on Raffi, she's whining for Dua Lipa.
credit card chip machines are like:
- DO NOT remove your card
- DO NOT - hey look at me - DO NOT remove your card
- take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground
I've never seen the show Felicity but based on the description of some of the episodes, I can't imagine it being that interesting. #LateNightBreastfeedingThoughts
New Year’s hottest club is...Staying the Fuck Home. This place has EVERYTHING! Cheap drinks. Heavy pours. Your favorite spot on the couch. No bathroom lines. No cover for ladies (masks & bras not required). VIP fridge access. Live performances by you staring at your phone & MORE!
I like to watch really bad and cheesy Christmas movies around the holidays and Netflix thinks that I want to do that all year round now. #noplease#recommendationsallscrewedup