Cluuurrrrrrrrrr

yaaaah baby 🕺🏻

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

a streetcar named desire. a roomba named bonecrusher.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Friend: do you have a plan
Gemini: let’s see what this fortune cookie says lol

[chump of the week @patioserver]

while everyone’s boycotting cheez-its

[Barbie @themurdamami]

I feel so much better when no one knows where I am and what I’m doing.

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

Bing bong! Fuck ya life 😔

[kaila @kailaalis]

I hate who I am when buffalo chicken dip is around

[sarah @heavenbrat]

if i say “look at the moon!!” and u dont look at the moon when im excited as shit i will forget u exist after that

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Richest man in the world and ya girl still choosin

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Gemini: I’m looking for my soulmate
Also Gemini: who wants to do shots off my bellybutton

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

POV: you are 7 years old and you wake up at 8 in the morning of your own free will

[Mutheleo @Muhasaaa]

Looking cute in the passenger seat while giving wrong directions >>>

[Nick Robinson @Babylonian]

Yes