Mrs Smudge

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

Disgusting behaviour by one of your players today after losing throwing a milkshake out of the dressing room window over a @Dag_RedFC fan!! If he doesn't get a call from you about the dry cleaning bill this week it be going further than just being mentioned on X!!
@DorkingWDRS

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

If facts hurt your feelings, you need new feelings, not new facts.

[karma @karma44921039]

This is reality in the UK 🇬🇧

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

@kelvmackenzie @NandosSA @NandosUK your colleagues at @NandosSA advised me to refer this to you!

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

@kelvmackenzie Had this at a local @NandosSA restaurant. Only 5 occupied tables in the whole restaurant and we were told 1hr wait for food when we arrived... 6 delivery drivers lined up outside were clearly taking priority!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

If you’re in need of a smile I offer you the Finnish word ‘kalsarikänni’. It means drinking at home, alone, and in your underwear.

[LIMITLESS MIND @limitlessmindon]

I saw a post today that said " when you finally learn your place in peoples lives, your feelings won't get hurt" . I swear that's the truth and one of the most important life lessons you'll learn. Whether it's friends, family or whoever.

[Joe Bangles CBE @JoeBangles11]

Exactly 3 years ago today (my phone likes to remind me of these things). Back when I was single, a massive binge drinker and 240lbs. If I was told that 36 months later I would find the love of my life, get married, have a beautiful daughter, lose 50lbs, be tee-total and be training for the London Marathon, I'd have called you crazy. It's mad what can happen in such a short space of time and although much of it can be attributed to luck (I met Kirsty on tinder during lockdown), those small wins, little goals and right mindset can make you achieve nearly anything.

I don't post this as some self-congratulatory tweet and I'm not looking for a well done/pat on the back, as I know how lucky I am, but it's for anyone who is trying to better themselves. Anyone who is trying to reach a goal, losing weight, giving up a vice (drugs, alcohol, coffee, chocolate etc), anyone who is looking to improve in any area, to know it can be done.

My transformation to anyone seeing this post will be the physical. In 3 years, I've changed dramatically in how I look, but my biggest change is mentally. I spent years hating myself, I was sometimes a horrible drunk, cheated on partners in my early to mid 20s and eventually grew to despise myself to the point of depression.

I'm now happier beyond words and have the most beautiful family who I will strive to be the best I can be for.

If you find yourself in a dark place and feel things can't or won't change, I just wanted to say that change can and will happen if you want it enough.

Hope you're all having a wonderful Easter Monday! x

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

The day is finally here #biggame14 and my @JoeMarlerShow hat is on my head waiting for the team to arrive. @JoeMarler go smash them today!!

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

Even though the best game of the year was cancelled at Twickenham today and we weren't lucky enough to get tickets to the stoop, my Christmas present still has to be worn @JoeMarler 🙃 @JoeMarlerShow @tomfordyce

[Danielle Manson @daniellejmanson]

And for context…here’s what judges ALREADY tell jurors in rape cases!

[The Bar Council @thebarcouncil]

"The Bar Council and Law Society of England and Wales together call on the Prime Minister to stop attacks on legal professionals who are simply doing their jobs."

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

@ToyotaForklift look at this beautiful advertisement for your company at the local tesco this afternoon!! Can't even get in my car!!

[Ovarian Cancer Action @OvarianCancerUK]

Do you know the four main symptoms of ovarian cancer?
We’re on a mission to make sure everyone knows them:

➡️ Persistent stomach pain
➡️ Persistent bloating
➡️ Feeling full more quickly
➡️ Needing to wee more frequently

Knowing these could save a life.

#OvarianCancer

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

@JimDaggerSmith I love that

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

@JimDaggerSmith Maybe he's cold

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

@bet365 what's the craic with this then? I got onto the website and went to withdraw, got kicked out and ended up with this... jumped from 6mins to 2hours!

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

@bet365 what's the craic with this then? I was logged in and could see my winnings, then clicked to try and withdraw and was thrown out....

[Maria McErlane💙 @mariamcerlane]

Here’s the quote I mentioned on the radio.

[Mrs Smudge @ClurLouise]

@JimDaggerSmith I think we agree...

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

A Full Scottish is so much better and tastier than a Full English. All the basics but with added Lorne, Tattie Scone and Haggis. Should be the go to breakfast rather than the tired, boring Southern imitation.