Michael

I just want to lie on the beach and eat hotdogs, that's all I've ever wanted

[Michael @clurmichael]

Another day another reminder how lucky he is!!!!!!!!

[Michael @clurmichael]

Me as a 32 year old adult

[Michael @clurmichael]

Me after two drinks on an old coworker’s IG

[Michael @clurmichael]

@bradcandoit It’s BrAB’s summer and we’re just livin in it!!!!!

[Michael @clurmichael]

*In @UncleBlazer voice*

I’ll be by the pool

[Michael @clurmichael]

@OfficialLeedubg Yes! Can’t be doin that it causes wrinkles!

[Michael @clurmichael]

Me texting an old coworker I haven’t talked to in a year

[Michael @clurmichael]

90% of my friends are married with kids and I’m eating a cold Crunchwrap from last night for breakfast on a Monday morning ayyyy I’m doing great guys

[Michael @clurmichael]

Scored a goal in soccer tonight so I got myself a lil treat

[Michael @clurmichael]

@forgottenbside In your buff era!!!!

[Michael @clurmichael]

@KimBhasin @NYUStern This is amazing!!! Congrats!

[Michael @clurmichael]

@KyleKubitskey Fuck you Jen Bunny!!!!

[Michael @clurmichael]

Who wants to see me make an ass of myself in a few months?!?!

[Michael @clurmichael]

“Ice Town Costs Ice Clown His Town Crown”

[Michael @clurmichael]

Bluetooth YouTube™️ new band name I call it

[Michael @clurmichael]

💚🤍💚🤍💚🤍

[David Harns @DavidHarns]

The Spartan players thank the fans following tonight's 73-55 season-opening victory over Northern Arizona.

[Michael @clurmichael]

Asked my boyfriend to get butter from the grocery store and he came back with this

[Michael @clurmichael]

When you’re 31 and still find it necessary to go to The Riv on a Thursday