Andrew Neal

Coder, Entrepreneur, Information addict. I follow markets and COVID research.

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

What just happened?

The S&P 500 just erased nearly -$2 TRILLION of market cap just hours after 3rd strongest US jobs report in 18 months.

Meanwhile, Bitcoin is officially down over -50% from its record high in October 2025.

What's happening? Let us explain.

(a thread)

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@rickbrewPDN Hey congrats! Domain battles can be tough.

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@syuu1228 I used to use that. Was a lot of fun!

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@Essmart12 Welcome to being an independent. I left the Democratic party in 2012.

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

The President just used his power to exempt himself and his family from audits on every tax return they've ever filed.

If that is not corruption to the highest degree, then what is?

[With Love, JerLisa Nicole @JerLisa_Nicole]

Being an American right now is just waking up and being told how much more money our president is stealing and having to go about our day like normal.

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@TheMarketDog Yep. I shorted the heck outta SPY and lost for being too early.

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@dirtymoose @awakenowzone @2kaykim Actually Biden did that with the CHIPS act, which was provided grants and loans, then the Trump admin demanded equity.

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@KrownCryptoCave @grok @OpenSourceZone Im curious if/how this poll shifts depending on who is in power.

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

I have been trying to get my 10DLC campaign registered on @twilio for over 6 months. I've submitted the campaign dozens of times, correcting everything, each time support says it looks good, each time the campaign is rejected for an ambiguous reason. This is my life now

[Myk is Walking Backwards @mykola]

Jesus fuck. They are desperate for this bullshit.

What does this law mean for like. Linux running in containers. Old computers. Gaming consoles. This is just stupid and unworkable on every level but they want their total surveillance state.

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@ick_real Open a Roth IRA and start using it.

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@weatherchannel This is a banger. Well done.

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@javilopen Yeah, I intentionally do so from time to time so not to get dumb. Microsoft did a study that overreliance on AI can atrophy your programming skills.

[Karl Mehta @karlmehta]

Harvard researchers put 24 office workers in the same room for 6 days.

They changed one thing about the air. The workers didn't know.

Then they tested their brains.

Cognitive scores doubled.

Here's what the air you're breathing right now is doing to your brain:

[Andrew Neal @clustafunk]

@prinkasusa Poor?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Imagine a world where hard work is rewarded, truth and justice prevail in courtrooms, the government doesn’t steal your labor by debasing the currency, bureaucrats aren’t captured by corporations, and our taxes go toward critical infrastructure instead of wars overseas.

[First Squawk @FirstSquawk]

U.S. STATE DEPARTMENT IS USING FUNDS FOR INTERNATIONAL DISASTERS AND PEACEKEEPING TO GIVE $1.25 BILLION IN FOREIGN AID TO TRUMP’S BOARD OF PEACE - SEMAFOR.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market.

In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold.

These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time.

The trader seemingly made huge gains.

Unusual.

[Alon Mizrahi @alon_mizrahi]

Day 1: it's going to take a couple of days
Day 20: ok we need 200 billion dollars