AnonStartupCEO

The adventures of a one-man-show CEO of a tech startup with great technology but really shit cofounders

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

always exciting to fire a bad employee

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

Being sole founder means that you're like Superman. Except without the superpowers.... or the abs.... definitely without the abs

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

Nothing hurts as bad as knowing ur gnna have 2 fire a weak employee... during training
Desperation=Bad Hiring #HowEarlyisTooEarlyToFire

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

It's a good thing for HP if they can get her away from doing anything at HP https://t.co/xTQKMKyA6x

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

Why is the most popular X-borat account the one that stopped tweeting 2.25 years ago?

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

I followed MarissaMayer bcoz I was forced to follow *somebody* by Twitter. Nw all I wnna do is bitchslap d corporate puppet who runs her a/c

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

The ceo of an early startup is also it's resident HR, finance controller, tech supervisor, staffer and employee. That's a lot of shit to eat

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

Trying to recruit cofounders is tougher than recruiting engineers. At this point in time, only the tests are left to pick from

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

I do think that Trump has it right. The absolute number of Mexican immigrant criminals is too damn high

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

There ain't nothing that feels as good as smacking a chronic Twitter debater down with the epic force of logic and reason

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

Remember that when dealing with an awful boss, that twat probably has an even more horrible boss of his own. Take great comfort in that fact

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

Being on vacation, I can't help but think about work. Being at work and I can't help think about how awesome a vacation would be. #FML

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

Dick Costolo does an awesome job; gets sent home. And yet, Obama is still hanging around, fiddling away

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

As the ceo of a high-tech startup, 'Show Hacker News' is the most terrifying thing I am forced to check everyday

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

When you have a great product, a whole range of wankers comes rolling over to be 'PM'. They're like children. I call them... turdlers

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

What's for dinner? Soylent? Oh yeah, I'm not hungry any more

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

Sleep is the founder's best friend, and worst enemy

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

You know what, fuck all these other guys. I'm gonna keep all the equity for myself.

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

an unreachable investor is the kind of twattery I should have expected with a 2nd rate angel and a 3rd rate person

[AnonStartupCEO @ClusterFuckInc]

nothing lights a fire under your ass faster than when your cofounder tells you that he can't leave his full-time job