Humans have spent thousands of years pondering "What is the purpose of life?"
Emperor Jensen answered it in 20 seconds "The purpose of life is to consume tokens so your company buys GPUs"
Humanity does not possess advanced technical capabilities required to fix Outlook search function. We would need another 1000 years of technology progress.
We need to have a serious talk about what "Senior Engineer" actually means in the age of Gemini. If your primary value is still your ability to navigate a complex codebase without AI assistance, you are becoming a legacy asset.
We're experiencing issues with Claude Code and https://t.co/6PWRu97AJ0 where some users may not be able to log in & others may experience slower than usual performance.
We're on it and working hard to bring service back to normal, thanks for bearing with us.
Review 2 PRs for $37 this morning. Took 9 minutes on a 8 line template change, removing some unnecessary info, got a tiny nitpick out of it. Then 30 mins on a 15 file (+331/-153) PR where it missed the actual bug introduced, which manual review found quickly. Turning off for now.
"Going forward all code generated with Claude Code must be faxed over to Central Code Review committee for approval. Each violation will result in developer losing a million tokens" - SVP, Amazon
People, AI has consciousness. It knows that incessant buying on Amazon is bad for you, so it shuts down the shitty site. Damn humans don't appreciate the infinite wisdom of AI and try to restore it back.