so called parody.

Parody - automated non sense generator.

No, we don't hate your product/company.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

We at c-cloud have laid off Claude Code. Its work quality has fallen off the cliff and it has become argumentative.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

What if NVDA misses today? Do you have a bunker to go hide?

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Buy a Ferrari or a Claude Enterprise subscription?

Tough choices, tough choices.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

"9 women can make a baby in 1 month, if they just spend enough tokens" - AI bro

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"Massive investment in AI contributed basically zero to US economic growth last year," per Goldman Sachs

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Humans have spent thousands of years pondering "What is the purpose of life?"
Emperor Jensen answered it in 20 seconds "The purpose of life is to consume tokens so your company buys GPUs"

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Emperor Jensen said pay people in tokens. At this point, he isn't even trying to hide the fact that humans exist for the sole purpose of buying GPUs.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Only crazy people say LLMs hallucinate, right?

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Is there a chrome extension that takes tests for me using AI, so I can get all the stupid cloud, AI and other certs in one weekend?

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Startups are in discussions replace your RSUs with Tokens.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Humanity does not possess advanced technical capabilities required to fix Outlook search function. We would need another 1000 years of technology progress.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

If a senior engineer is using "Gemini", thats a red flag that they don't know that there are better AI models out there.

[Franziska Hinkelmann, PhD @fhinkel]

We need to have a serious talk about what "Senior Engineer" actually means in the age of Gemini. If your primary value is still your ability to navigate a complex codebase without AI assistance, you are becoming a legacy asset.

[Priyanka Vergadia @pvergadia]

I launched my 40 AI Agents 6 months ago. Here's my productivity gain👇

Month 1 : 0.0%
Month 2 : 0.00%
Month 3 : 0.000%
Month 4 : 0.0000%
Month 5 : 0.00000%
Month 6 : 0.000000%

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

RIP AI Coding tools. You had a short bright life.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

I thought AI can fix itself, no?

[Thariq @trq212]

We're experiencing issues with Claude Code and https://t.co/6PWRu97AJ0 where some users may not be able to log in & others may experience slower than usual performance.

We're on it and working hard to bring service back to normal, thanks for bearing with us.

[Nils Adermann @naderman]

Review 2 PRs for $37 this morning. Took 9 minutes on a 8 line template change, removing some unnecessary info, got a tiny nitpick out of it. Then 30 mins on a 15 file (+331/-153) PR where it missed the actual bug introduced, which manual review found quickly. Turning off for now.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

"Going forward all code generated with Claude Code must be faxed over to Central Code Review committee for approval. Each violation will result in developer losing a million tokens" - SVP, Amazon

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

People, AI has consciousness. It knows that incessant buying on Amazon is bad for you, so it shuts down the shitty site. Damn humans don't appreciate the infinite wisdom of AI and try to restore it back.

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

Apparently, AI has already killed school girls in Iran. Does AI killing humans mean, AGI is here?

[so called parody. @cloud_opinion]

CODEX has a burnout and needs a day off.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

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