Tony

Winemaker, beer brewer, coffee roaster. Former IT, EMT, vol fire. Tweets are my own.

[Tony @clutchgp]

@RobProvince Felt the same when I found our dream double-oven, it was measured in "holy shit" units.

[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

We stopped the world’s economy for a virus 99.9% of people survive and we printed $7 trillion in unbacked currency while we did it.

This is how it is now. That toothpaste doesn’t go back in the tube. Sorry. Some of us tried to stop it.

[Tony @clutchgp]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[Tony @clutchgp]

My grandpa lived on Table Rock Lake where a whole lake road of houses had these. It was one of the coolest things kid me ever experienced.

[꧁Bobbi꧂ @SaltyBitch_52]

Say you live by the water on an incline but don’t have a dock for whatever reason. How do you get your boat down the hill?
These people came up with a clever solution.

[Tony @clutchgp]

@PeaGravelNed @RobProvince @ClaudesBBQ @PoleDancingPooh I'm not sure why one would ever need anything more than Jug-N-Plug

[Tony @clutchgp]

I was reliably informed years ago that the TSA prevents this from happening.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a Frontier Airlines aircraft forced to make an emergency after a pedestrian on the runway was struck and sucked into one of the jet’s engines

 📌#Denver | #Colorado

Watch as horrifying footage from earlier this morning shows the moment Frontier Flight 4345, departing from Denver International Airport and bound for Los Angeles, was forced into an emergency evacuation after a man reportedly walked onto the active runway and was sucked into one of the aircraft’s engines during takeoff. The impact triggered a brief engine fire, which was quickly extinguished by airport firefighters. Officials later confirmed the individual had been walking on the runway prior to the incident, though the reason remains unknown and is now under investigation. No injuries were reported among the 231 passengers onboard the aircraft.

Frontier Airlines and federal investigators are now reviewing how the person was able to gain access to an active runway at one of the largest airports in the United States, raising serious questions about perimeter and airfield security procedures.

[Tony @clutchgp]

😬

[Astro-Nurse @SpaceborneMedic]

WE HAD A RUPTURED AAA IN THE ER TODAY

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

if i walk into a hotel room and see this bad boy i know ima be wakin up the next morning in hoth

[solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst]

>use a security tool in CI
get pwnd

>update your dependencies
get pwnd

>do nothing, ignore security
win

[Austen Allred @Austen]

It’s far worse than that

[Tony @clutchgp]

This comment stands for almost everything we buy today

[Hard Pass @HardPass4]

@AT3Tactical A majority of common parts are all made at the same white label facility and you’re paying for a name.

[Tony @clutchgp]

Dean says it’s time, I don’t make the rules.

[Kron @Kronykal]

The Left has been having a good time posting a bunch of “MAGA” accts with locations like Algeria but they fail to realize they’re pointing out that the most obnoxious and racists accts aren’t even Americans.

Think about it.

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

Alien Ant Farm's cover of Smooth Criminal is better than the original Michael Jackson version.

[Tony @clutchgp]

@SpaceborneMedic Not only that, it looks like four cheese lasagna hamburger helper too

[Tony @clutchgp]

@SimplyHuffy @printingguns Yes.jpg

[Tony @clutchgp]

Look ma, I’m saving the environment

[Tony @clutchgp]

It’s that midwesterly “I have an old house” time of year again.

[Tony @clutchgp]

@drsuffy @SageDynamics Mine is just a Cummins shipping crate that happens to drive (most of the time).