Clutterbuck's Stache

Official account of Cal Clutterbuck's stache, as the MN Wild Mo Bros take part in Movember, presented by @SunCountryAir. Opinions of ClutterStache, not Clutter.

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Clutterknee is hurting. Not cool Ryan Whitney. Not cool.

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Cal and I have yet to have "the talk." My days could be numbered, but it's hard to argue with my productivity this month #5Gs3As

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

That's 10 wins in MOvember. That's the most wins by my host's team in franchise history. That, my friends, is no coincidence. #doinwork

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Cal, I don't say it enough. Goals or no goals, I'm proud of you. But more proud when you score goals. #ShortiesAreSweet

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

If you get socked in the mouth, with or without stache, you've got to fight back. Tell your grandkids I said that. They'll respect you more

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

The Edmonton Oilers...I don't like them.

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

I'll admit to being jealous of all the turkey and taters being consumed by y'all. But my host's body is a temple and tomorrow's a biggie

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Only the 'stache in front has a decent view. #stillinfirst #fiveinarow #HappyThanksgiving

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Would like to congratulate Paul Deutsch on his remarkable Wild career. Retires undefeated with a perfect 0.00 GAA. #solidgoaltending

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Come on Mos! Do NOT let Hordistache get close to me. Send in your @Movember donations #mogrowfaceoff: http://t.co/sOHbIK0f

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Very excited for the big return in Pittsburgh tonight! Crosbystache is highly underrated in this League. @Movember

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

I've said it before: the 'stache at the top of the mountain didn't fall there. #firstplaceinnhl #movember #process

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Yo @evegoe if you want your picture of me, you best start following me. Come on! Play like a champion.

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Thanks for all the great ideas! You guys must think this MO is made of MOney. Cheers to Cal on his 24th and all the @Movember dusters!

[Natalie @NatalieJ2019]

@ClutterStache a magnet for his automobile like this one

[Eric Vegoe @evegoe]

As you get older you want to stay in the game @clutterstache http://t.co/uYFKinJJ

[J. Day @50shadezofDay]

@ClutterStache A chia pet Cal, that grows a filthy stache

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

And by the way, Cal is 24, not 25. I'm just a Mo, not a mathematist.

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

What do I get Cal for his Bday? My five favorite idea submissions will be retweeted. Winners receive an autographed photo of yours truly.

[Clutterbuck's Stache @ClutterStache]

Happy Birthday to my host! Cal is now a quarter of a century old. I'm taking him to Chucky Cheese after practice, but need more gift ideas