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✨literally a sham✨

[c @cluvsuu]

❤️

[fatima⁷ @fatimasvogue]

self undiagnosing. I'm fine

[Jelly Santos @MrsJellySantos]

This little girl has been getting in trouble at daycare for cussing.

Her mom gave the teacher permission to put her in the bathroom to get it out of her system. She went in 😂

[⚡︎ @blindingliqhts]

don’t piss me off. @NICKIMINAJ

[naomi @ilovenaomiii]

man they kicked me out of the Bible Study group 😒😒

[Samsung Mobile US @SamsungMobileUS]

What’s your favorite influencer wearing? Where’d they go on vacation? What’s that word mean? Don’t try to describe it — use Circle to Search with Google on the all-new Galaxy S24 Ultra and get the answer in a snap.

[c @cluvsuu]

#lmao

[c @cluvsuu]

The local menace to society that is officer Burgos hit me with another 8:01 am ticket earlier this street cleaning season

[c @cluvsuu]

This message is for officer Burgos - it’s mad petty of you to ticket me at 8:01 am for street cleaning that began at 8:00 am

[c @cluvsuu]

Not my queen

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Charles III and Camilla have officially been crowned King and Queen.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

C-PTSD symptoms: issues regulating your emotions, feelings of unworthiness, distrust towards people and the world around you, hypervigilance, strong inner critic, chronic fear of abandonment in relationships.

[Gregory Schnakenberg @GSchnakenberg]

While working in our archives, I found an old metal box. Inside was a long-forgotten roll of silent 8mm film marked "The Philippines 1942"

Excited at possibly discovering lost WW II footage, I sent it to specialists for care and digitization.

Yesterday, it came back. On it was:

[c @cluvsuu]

@oliviastowell SHEIN

[Marxist-Cassandraist. @Michaeljhandy]

@human_clickbait It looks like they were trying to stop homeless people from sleeping in their bathroom and hired the local park bench designers.

[c @cluvsuu]

@dyvonne0327 That was me ✨

[c @cluvsuu]

Anyone who said Poland spring is going to hell

[King Eddie is Forever Paid 🦅😁🥰 ♈️♈️♈️😈 @BLaze4490]

Water Drinkers 💦 what you grabbing 🧐

[c @cluvsuu]

@dyvonne0327 Me If I miss a few days in a row

[D💛 @dyvonne0327]

pinning this because everyone deserves to hear the giggle

[c @cluvsuu]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #killmenow

[c @cluvsuu]

@dyvonne0327 Send videos

[c @cluvsuu]

@dyvonne0327

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you guys need rehab for diet coke