cam vanvalkenburg

👁👄👁

[Mel _ theclubscene 🏒 @mel_thearmtouch]

Thirty, flirty, and thriving.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like

[James Charles @jamescharles]

KEEP OR RETURN someone please tell me if If I look good in this or not omfg

[alex @alreevs]

Say their names…

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

if pitchers threw from a hole instead of on top of a hill - what it might look like

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

Look closer

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

I found it! The lost city reveals itself!

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

This doing number

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

iPhone 12

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

Give credit where credit is due

[Anna Tong @annatonger]

.Stanford student @bryanhpchiang created rizzGpt, a monocle you wear that displays chatGPT output to tell you what to say in case you get tongue tied on a date. He calls it “CaaS” or charisma-as-a-service.

[steve suckington @SteveSuckington]

Owen Wilson being held upside down by his ankles: MOM

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

I love we bought a zoo. Matt Damon killed it

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

go go go Joseph

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

Wtf was the budget for the euphoria high school theater program

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Why did the man bring extra pants to the baseball game?

In case his pants got stupid.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What did the orange sales person say to the lady sales person?
oranges get your oranges here made best by the best orange family

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

@jerryr124 Right?

[cam vanvalkenburg @clv0919]

when a girl pees she farts into the toilet but when a boy pees he farts into the air