cassandra valles

[cassandra valles @clvalles]

Gave up my phone for Lent...to someone...as in they stole it...no worries though, I've got this baby as a replacement😤

[SummerClub @sumerclub]

This is what i mean when i say i wanna work remotely

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

Once again I find that I'm among the five or six people on a packed plane who care to look out the window at views unavailable to humankind for almost all of our history on earth

[˗ˏˋmewtru´ˎ˗ @trunarla]

This is sending me 😭

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

yoooo let ur cat know i said pspspsps

[phimbo @seraphim1447]

my bil (bestie in law): [noun] meaning: someone who is best friends with my best friend of whom i hear about often and think of with fondness

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Mark Twain must be so proud of his daughter Shania.

[Lala Lala @Lillielalamusic]

Started brushing my teeth at my party so people would leave

[MiMi 🧚🏾‍♀️🇭🇹 @StyleByMi]

Gas prices so high right now if I miss an exit I’m backing TF up

[愛! @mannygtfo]

💀

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Boys will read the iliad but are afraid to say ily to the lads

[🪴🐆🪴 @flossypremium]

i’m sorry I referred to “reading” as “spreading book cheeks”