Stealy Dan

Pat Bev-erage :P

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RT @AdamSchefter: Without Patrick Mahomes and Joe Burrow eliminated from postseason contention, Josh Allen is now facing the type of playof…

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@TheOtherSacco @nbastats Insanity that’s 2 in one quarter

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@GeoalldayTT @NBA @nbastats Shit actually fried me too bro

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Truly believe a lot of the worlds problems could be solved by a trip to hibachi and seeing an onion volcano

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I thought this was a banger

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I’m like a sleeper agent but instead of hearing a phrase that makes me kill people I hear “day drinking?” And kill a bunch of cold ones

[Edward “crawfish” Gilamore @NBAKingBell]

Landlord of the year #respect

[Tęrräñøvå🇰🇭 @TerranovaNoah]

Josh Allen’s brain

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The guy in the bear/shameless is literally just 2023 Shia Labeouf and I can’t unsee it

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Both make me want to curl up in a ball and die

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What’s worse, not knowing someone’s name that you’ve met before OR totally not understanding what someone is saying and asking them to say it again

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😂😂😂

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I think reading American Psycho in early high school did some irreversible damage

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@snow3240jk @jacky_chen11 the Suggs x Dick backcourt could’ve been reality

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being human is randomly craving Texas Roadhouse

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@snow3240jk Wednesdays are still elite but vibes are off

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being alone in this fr*t house for a month feels like I’m in the apocalypse

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@AdamSchefter Eagle

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@snow3240jk Geek 😂

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@AdamSchefter Land? We’ve had him bro what 😂