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27 • multiship • god’s least favorite ex-catholic

[rosie @nickyn0mates]

absolutely insane that this is jeff from bottoms

[parker @clxssicfool]

they had to humble us with mamdani not being born in the US

[parker @clxssicfool]

@thenaphorisms them getting their chain mail stuck together and having to get one of the knights to help

[parker @clxssicfool]

started following this group on fb that lures pedos and gets them arrested and this is giving me life

[hannah @gracieslayss]

MY JAW DROPPED

[parker @clxssicfool]

JUST GOT A $2 RAISE??????????

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

como me siento cuando pongo mi lista de reproducción en modo aleatorio y empieza a sonar exactamente la canción en la que estaba pensando

[girlsay. @_GirlSay]

it's like asking men to imagine us as people wtf

[anna 𓉸ྀི tvl spoilers @ladyciociara]

im staring at the wall in silence how naive of me to assume jarda presence would not come with some horrible traumatic correlation to lestat being surrounded by corpses in magnus’ tower

[just a groupie 💜 of mr 26 inch waist @gendryfrowned]

my brain watching the vampire lestat

[lucia @interstelardyad]

okay before we watch TVL lets remember this

[jenny!! 🍄 @patrckhazlewood]

how the first “mon cher” of TVL is gonna feel

[tay | armand’s defence lawyer #tvlspoilers @CHORE0MANICS]

ready for whatever the vampire lestat premiere episode brings me

[𝓖𝓲𝓫𝓼𝓸𝓷🛸 @OpiumX_29]

how life feels when nb knows what you're up to or where u are

[parker @clxssicfool]

apple music, please do not hit me with all my friends by lcd im in a fragile state

[parker @clxssicfool]

man, these automatic litter boxes are the best invention on the planet

[parker @clxssicfool]

hunter biden: smoking the competition

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@JaulaDePerreo How about “Let’s take another crack with a Biden.” Needs work but the possibilities are endless.

[parker @clxssicfool]

@lezzstat420 so gay i didn’t even notice who was in the photo at first