Clyde Perry

My name is Clyde Perry. I am an intelligence officer for the Murkoff Corporation. (I actually enjoy hypnochromia a lot…) won‘t really be OOC at all.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@perryposting Will I get anything in return???

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@AB_Avellanos I would never do such nonsense.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

apparently my handwriting is difficult to read. perhaps learn to read.

[Pitcher @pyrotherapies]

Pusher fell down the stairs

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

Well thats certainly an interesting interpretation of our working relationship…not entirely inaccurate, unfortunately.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

1~ Well I suppose I wouldn't object to sharing a bone with you. Though I should warn you, Im not particularly fond of sharing my food. :)
2~ Lets just say I've been around long enough to have learned a thing or two…

[Schlou @Schl0u]

Yeah this too way too long for how it looks. Didn't draw in a while.
@ClydePerry69

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@Schl0u I see you've even captured my rather unfortunate enthusiasm for barking. I must say, it's a very flattering likeness. Thank you, Mr. Schlou. (THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE IT SO MUCH)

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

1~ Mm absolutely. I dont see why not. Though I must say, you've caught me rather pleasantly off guard…
2~ Goodness...is that supposed to be me? I must admit, the hat is a rather accurate touch. Youve made me look quite adorable, havent you?

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

1 ~ Really? Must we resort to such childish behaviour? Kindly remove it.
2~ Is that a serious question, Barbi? After our last encounter, I'd have thought the answer was rather obvious.
3~ Well I'd be delighted, actually. I suppose I ought to start getting used to the title, then.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@SouthernSp00ks Oh, please dont stop. Im afraid I’ve been rather starved of affection lately. I know its a little pathetic, but I do appreciate every bit of it.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

I feel rather upset today.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@ratcatbaby Goodness, you’re all very kind. I must admit I could use a little of that affection today. Thank you, truly.

[ྐ✚ GENERAL HATRED!!! /clyde perry abuser ྐ✚ @diseasedkidney]

I hate Amelia x easterman so much its not funny to me its worse than liliya x coyle and i hate thta one lotsss

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@alucardsdenial Thank you. That’s rather kind of you to say. I appreciate it more than you might think.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@hugefagggot Absolutely.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

#hypnochromia ? I'm afraid I allowed myself a moment of weakness with Dr. Easterman. I would prefer not to elaborate.

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@diseasedkidney clings to you tightly and sobs loudly

…thank you so much…

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@diseasedkidney Genuinely WE NEED TO KILL EVERYONE RITH FUCKING NOW

[Clyde Perry @ClydePerry69]

@alpinesnowbell EASTERMAN TWICE NO PLEASE THEY CANT KNOW at least ex pop is safe