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[cm0ney @cm0ney]

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, 'It might have been'

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

@ProctorAnderson A dupie?!

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

@ProctorAnderson It's kind of our thing...

[ProctorAnderson @ProctorAnderson]

just rediscovered this cute pic of me & Chris

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

Did you know they actually write down what is going to happen in a movie BEFORE it happens? Then they just setup camera's and the thing they wrote down happens! Just as they predicted it!

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

🎶 525,600 Oreos,
525,600 moments so dear.
525,600 Oreos,
That's how many Oreos I eat in a year 🎶

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

it’s wild that for most of unrecorded human history, we were just camping

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

Ya know the movie trope where the guy misses the garbage truck every week, does that guy have a shit ton of garbage piled up in his house?

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

@ProctorAnderson 👅

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

If someone gave me a gift that I always wanted as a kid but never told anyone and never got I would be like, wtf is this shit? I'm an adult. Pay some of my bills if you want to be thoughtful.

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

Is there ever a time where society as a whole admits they were wrong? Like with Timothee Chalamet.

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

At Hell's Kitchen, do you have to pay extra for your meal to be raw and have Gordon Ramsey punch the protein as he berates a chef? -or why do you go?

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

Brownies are the most cartoonish of foods

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Finally October. Time to watch Over the Garden Wall 37 times.

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There is currently too much oatmeal in my life

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

I currently have a full sized telescope setup INSIDE my apartment. I am living my best SIMS life.

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

BREAKING NEWS: Electric bills are completely made up by male adults with children. Electricity is actually naturally occurring and all over the place. No bill required!

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

Back on my bullshit

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

Sometimes I just search for dog wigs on Amazon and scroll

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

I've started adding a sugar rim to my morning tea and now it's like a little morning cocktail.

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

I roll the dice once again 🎲🎲

[cm0ney @cm0ney]

I have a fear of choking on food and dying alone in my apartment. Yet I choose to eat peanut butter with saltines and tempt fate