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Electro-Mechanical Tech III | Wannabe Engineer | I make unruly robots go home |

[Skely @123skely]

There is a group of homeless people near my office everyone is scared of, I have been slowly winning them over.

I go to the camp bearing gifts (Alcohol) and I talk to their leader (Fent addict) and we entreat and talk about the tribes (other hobo camp) in the area.

Then I go across the river to the other homeless camp, and I spread lies, and tell them the other homeless camp is plotting to attack them.

After months of careful diplomacy and subterfuge, I think I am going to start the first Hobo-civil-war, and free the office complex of them all.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will

[Nathan 😀👍 @KensethFan17_20]

The legendary reel pulls just keep on coming

[cuner @cm_1397]

Well, a tree fell on my house and ripped off the riser for my electrical service, I still have power but lost all internet. This shit is worse than torture 😂

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

stoner in 1976: i just smoked 12 joints in a row and now i like bluegrass music 10% more

stoner in 2026: i did a dab and gave myself wernicke’s aphasia

[cuner @cm_1397]

Don’t post here much at all anymore but mid life crisis at 29 go brrrr

[cuner @cm_1397]

@chirno_helmet Cola violence

[cuner @cm_1397]

After being an absolute stone bag for the past like 10 years I think I’ve finally developed the “weed is scary” genes 😂 time to fucking stop

[Benjamin Rubinstein @BenFRubinstein]

We live in the strangest timeline possible

[cuner @cm_1397]

Going to Japan during peak cherry blossom season was actually amazing.

[ムキデザ│グラフィックデザイナー @MUKIDEZA2]

日本では『金玉きらきら金曜日』（金玉が輝く金曜日だ！）と言います。

意味は不明です。

[cuner @cm_1397]

Getting sat right in the middle of a school trip after traveling for almost a day must be some sort of divine punishment

[Red Harrington @RedHarrington44]

These memes will feed families. Tiger really is his own economy

[9+10 kid vine hyperpop remix @new_car_]

every few years minecraft drops a major slavery update that just lets you abuse the friendly mobs for efficiency

[Tom Crown @TomCrown]

ICE but for people on the epstein list

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

In any other time the FBI Director would be fired.

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

i beg the Japanese people to stop tolerating this. put this pest in jail immediately.

[超ジュラルミンおじさん(24) @ilovegrupan]

アメリカのオルタナ右翼って「自分がゲイじゃなく男の中の男である」であることを示すために肉を食べたり服装や振る舞いに気を付けたり等々 周りの目を気にしてソワソワしてる訳だけど、日本人の目からすると「みみっちくて逆に女々しくないか？」って滑稽に感じてしまう。

[ストロングダボス @StrongzeroTrpg]

自分がツイッターで喧嘩するの好きなのを棚に上げてアメリカの兄貴たちを気遣った結果、アメリカの兄貴たちも喧嘩好きだった事が判明する
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